What were your first words?
 

Mine was "no"

:/

my parents say my first word was 'yang yang' which is what i said whenever i saw a pumpkin. SP foreshadowing i guess? kinda sad

No clue.

My daughter's was "ma" once, followed by "dad" for a week.

Analingus

Weird right

Dada

Followed closely by "piss off"

"netphoria"

bitch

- pinkman

Shit

Mama chichi

Auto (car), Heiß (hot) and Papa apparently

i haven't spoken any words yet.

'cheese'

also my parents used to yell "touchdown!" and i'd throw my hands up like 'it's good!'

pilamayaye - thank you

really auto means car no way

i think it was for context since it has more than one meaning. doi.

i don't know what my first was. 'choco-mo' was how i said chocolate milk and my mom and i still use it between ourselves.

Agua

same here

antidisestablishment

i was pretty dilligent

"Bob Knight"

Growing up in Indiana ftw

"reasonable suspicion"

"more prejudicial than probative"

get outta here

Another for the "no!" club :)

"light" (pronouced "yight")

"Obama"

all you hoes, callin' here for my daddy get off his dick

i'm not going to ask because holy god who cares
"isn't that precious" no its not
who cares what anybody did as a baby. i dont care what i did and i only care about myself

I love babies man, whatever

imagine how beautiful you'd be if you weighed what a baby weighs

well done

I googled lexapro weight gain because I was so concerned about putting weight back on after losing it and I came across this post on a forum where a woman was all like "I've lost my appetite" and she said she'd just had a tuna and mayonnaise sandwich and a packet of potato chips for lunch and wasn't hungry for the rest if the day and should she be concerned and I was like WUT LOL, you'd get that right ilp? Like, when's the last time you ate potato chips or mayonnaise amirite???