Netphoria Mock Presidential election!
 

Let the voting begin.

whats the difference between the last two

shoulda made it publick, yo

Gary Johnson is not up there.

I gave my love a chicken. It had no bones.

Mmm...chicken.

the chicken sandwich is actually good for something

Bernie Sanders

whats sad is i expect the election night results to be nearly identical to that poll. just switch out ron paul and sandwich for gary johnson and whoever

the romney tally is fucking creepy. should be public

whats wrong with mitt? he has private sector experience

If the winning candidate had only 40% that would be monumental in terms of a break from the two party duality





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ideally it would be a cuban sandwich

people are seriously voting for Obama or Mitt?

all the mitt votes were by me. i was hoping others would join in but looks like i'm the only smartass

Chicken Sandwich beat Ron Paul. That's sad.

Why isn't the Liberatarian candidate on the ballot?

Did the GOP manage to get Gary Johnson excluded from the Netphoria ballot too?

There was an article in NY Times today about how Romney's campaign hired private investigators and an ex-FBI agent to intimidate and sabotage Johnson's efforts in PA.

well that would be pretty retarded considering hes not winning PA and johnson is on the ballot in states where it'll be alot tighter

I do think that Ron Paul is better than a chicken sandwich. Perhaps not a ham sandwich, but only if it has the works. Plain ham and cheese < Ron Paul.

(for the record I voted for chicken sandwich because in the grand scheme of things he seemed best suited for the job of presiding over netphoria's mock America)

what's the difference between ron paul and fried chicken?

fried chicken needs context to be racist

I can't stand ham. It tastes nasty.

but would you vote for it over ron paul?

the only reason to vote for Johnson is to damage Romney, it's essentially a vote for Barack

gary's got a shot i say

Because you buy into the two party system and choose not to follow your conscience.

Also I voted for Obama last time so I don't buy into the harming Romney thing.

whether or not you believe in it, FPP basically mandates a two party system. as i've said before, i will advocate for full blown electoral reform. but until that is a reality, you have two choices. and refusing to make one isn't exactly noble.

if you hate both equally, then whatever. but if you hate one less, that's the one you should vote for if you want to be at all practical.