nothin like tacos from a truck
 

i mean you know what if you put lettuce and tomatoes on tacos you're just wrong and a terrible person

3 tacos / 6 bucks, that's how it should be

got too many hipster fuckups in this town tryin to charge 3.00+ for a beef fajita taco you know what guy take your CIA degree and shove it up your rectum

taco carts are one of the few pure, intimate, spiritual and joyous things in my life. i am hopefully gonna have my truck running by next summer if my investor has any money left after harvest.

i like it when i don't have to tell them cilantro & onions, lime, and that brain meltingly hot green salsa it just is there and then i smile

i gave her 2 more dollars because you know what you earned it

radishes produce awful burps.

only drink grey goose. ford focus. penis smile.

lol gray goose whatever man it's fuckin vodka who gives a shit

better be careful i might be making fun of something someone else likes and you know in this culture insulting brand identification is tantamount to insulting someone's personal character !

i will personally will drink or eat anything distilled or fermented. pickled too.

i was being affectation.

omg u don't leik halowen and thank it's stupid and adolesen t u must be horible at lief i has friends u r mad and bitter lol fuk u budy i am getning drunk and dressed as vampire it's aewesomes

but my grandmother died with jif holding in her dentures.

i'm drunka nd this is my thread to rant incoehrently

i am a pirate this halows een and it wil be so much of teh fun that i will make times of drinking lol i am the best so much fun i am having today

while you are using your sink for dishes, i have to shit, wash my clothes and my herb garden resides there.

i'm gluten free because i have that option. i self diagnosed my celiac disease. ive been to places you never seen. u dont know me.

i volunteer at abortion clinics.

it makes me more cultured to have visited far away places and taken pictures to put on facebook

i don't really know anything about the culture, politics, or really anything about the places i visited but i went and it was AWESOME changed me and made me a better person even though i still seem to be the same insufferably arrogant know-it-all horseshit merchant i always was

vote obama 2012 or else all abortions will be illegal forever and gays won't marry or whatever

i am the only one who knows what its like to have a crisis because i was born in a mental institution and chose to live there afterwards. then i toured them all. i changed diapers. crazy people braided my hair. i took the drugs. i wore the tshirt. u dont know me. everything i have experienced has traumatised me. the first time i ate grape nuts my uncle was raping my asspipe with a pez dispenser. in a mental hospital. while i tried to kill myself and sew a kitten together that was hit by a MALE driver.

that's right and i made through all of it without handouts or brain controlling medication. i pulled myself up by my bootstraps you're just lazy and stupid !

you know what else i think sucks

IPA

OH NO YOU SUCK AS A HUMAN BEAN

HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF OVERPOWERING OVERPRICED CRAFT BREWS THAT I COLLECT THE BOTTLE CAPS OF YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR

HOW DARE YOU SIR YOU MUST BE PROFOUNDLY UNPOPULAR FOR A REASON AND ALSO I HATE YOU

i experienced life in THREE states. i saw what fast food chains exist in different markets. you werent there.

man i remember that one time i went to a "whataburger" in texas, i was like omg what ?

HEY SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT GOAT BARF. some goats have to eat people barf.

so overrated

nothing like the overpriced local CrapBurger back in Big City Town I'm Not From, State I'm Also Not From

i like to call it "home" i am a fan of their sports teams!

i am connected witht he culture and have lots of friends who are also from other places, it's the best