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Luke de Spa 10-11-2012 02:07 AM

peanut butter
 
since d. went overboard yet again i am forced to address the issue here

crunchy peanut butter with no sugar in it is the way to go

the sugary concoction you north americans go in for is an abomination

noyen 10-11-2012 02:09 AM

i like it crunchy. adams all natural shit is the bomb.

D. 10-11-2012 02:12 AM

crunchy plus jelly?!

reprise85 10-11-2012 02:14 AM

totally agree. extra crunchy natural peanut butter is the best

Luke de Spa 10-11-2012 02:15 AM

this is my go-to

http://www.reallygood.co.nz/

reprise85 10-11-2012 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luke de Spa (Post 3921290)
since d. went overboard yet again i am forced to address the issue here

crunchy peanut butter with no sugar in it is the way to go

the sugary concoction you north americans go in for is an abomination

normal american peanut butter tastes like eating a tub of butter to me

Elvis The Fat Years 10-11-2012 02:15 AM

the answer is yes


http://i.imgur.com/Oao3o.jpg

ilikeplanets 10-11-2012 05:20 AM

well duh lds, even we know it sucks

Shallowed 10-11-2012 05:46 AM

The crunchier, the better.

vixnix 10-11-2012 07:36 AM

Natural crunchy is what I eat, but I love that sweetened stuff, too. It just makes me feel horrible afterwards so I don't buy it.

Toast 10-11-2012 08:10 AM

For eating I prefer crunchy, but when I want my dog to lick it off my cock I prefer creamy.

Eulogy 10-11-2012 08:37 AM

i enjoy both of them.

not a peanut butter snob in the slightest. if you can't enjoy a spoonful of jiff you may be inhuman.

Dead Frequency 10-11-2012 09:29 AM

I just use straight raw, unprocessed peanuts, that i shelled personally, and jelly made from preserved goji berries picked by a virgin male in Tibet.

samuel redman 10-11-2012 12:27 PM

just put peanuts on a sandwhich with some oil

ilikeplanets 10-11-2012 12:36 PM

also, almond butter is soooooo much better!

Trotskilicious 10-11-2012 01:55 PM

crunchy is the fucking worst but i'm not supposed to say that because other people enjoy it

reprise85 10-11-2012 05:16 PM

i used to hate it

Trotskilicious 10-11-2012 05:24 PM

i didn't eat any peanut butter for about 8 months because the roommates would collectively buy an enormous tub of crunchy penut butter, eat all of it and feed it to the dogs in no time flat and then eat all my smooth peanut butter. I could have hid it i suppose but i just feel like having to hide reserves of my own food that i bought in my room is ridiculous.

Trotskilicious 10-11-2012 05:25 PM

i did end up holding toilet paper in my room and taking rolls with me when i went to the toilet and then bringing it back

nobody else had any tp for at least four or five months so i'm not sure how they shit

vixnix 10-11-2012 05:27 PM

I eat something like 4 tbsp a day a lot of days so I can feel that. Stuff is delicious. I'd rather eat almond butter but it's too expensive in the volumes I would need to buy it in.

MyOneAndOnly 10-11-2012 05:38 PM

Biscoff spread is awesome, because it's cookies turned into butter... and you can spread it on biscoff cookies.

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reprise85 10-11-2012 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 3921521)
i didn't eat any peanut butter for about 8 months because the roommates would collectively buy an enormous tub of crunchy penut butter, eat all of it and feed it to the dogs in no time flat and then eat all my smooth peanut butter. I could have hid it i suppose but i just feel like having to hide reserves of my own food that i bought in my room is ridiculous.

yeah now i want to buy a container but the question is, will i eat it all in two days?

Trotskilicious 10-11-2012 06:22 PM

i've had the same tub of jif for months now

maybe i don't like peanut butter any more which would make me a bitter old man and a terrible negative person that doesn't know how to have fun

vixnix 10-11-2012 06:39 PM

That sweetened stuff is hard to eat all the time I reckon. I shell out for natural organic peanut butter, I reckon you'd like that. I think it's fresher, too. When I eat that more artificial stuff, even though it tastes delicious to begin with, it leaves an aftertaste of stale nuts afterwards that isn't great. The natural stuff doesn't do that. It doesn't have stabilizers or preservatives or anything in it, just peanuts and sea salt I think. Well I guess salt is a preservative but whatever.

Not an old man yet but maybe not a young one either. Maybe an OMG adult man.

Dead Frequency 10-11-2012 06:54 PM

I reckon so

reprise85 10-11-2012 08:27 PM

update: i didnt get any peanut butter. aldi only had natural creamy and crunchy HFCS stuff

Trotskilicious 10-12-2012 01:48 AM

unsweetened peanut butter is like eating a jar of undistilled awful

kelsome 10-12-2012 03:07 AM

As a child I liked crunchy. I do not like it at all anymore.

kelsome 10-12-2012 03:08 AM

and i love the sugary junk. only thing i will have.

reprise85 10-12-2012 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 3921685)
unsweetened peanut butter is like eating a jar of undistilled awful

not saying it can't be sweetened at all


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