I'm in love with a hooker
 

Someone please kill me :hanging:

She's not really a hooker but she likes to "hook up" a lot and that makes me a sad panda :/

uh.. does she get paid for these or not? and is she safe when she does it?

Paid? No. And safe? I dunno, I'd hope so. I wish she'd stop being a slutty pants and love me :(

what makes her a "hooker" then

you're not in love, tobes, you're just infatuated

listen to the man. he's wearing a hat.

and don't you like to hook up too, tobes?

try and get over your knee-jerk reactions (which smell pretty misogynistic, tbh) and roll with it. we all gotta get out of our comfort zones at one time or another.

Cause she hooks up all the god damn time

This is not true. I haven't felt this wAy about anyone in a long ass time

that makes her a person who enjoys sexual activity (and there is nothing wrong with that), not a hooker.

but if you require monogamy RIGHT NOW then you should find someone who also wants that right now. but if you're actually in love with her, you should be able to give it time and see how things develop.

I like to hook up, but its not as frequent as my beloved panda pants

Yah, I'm just gonna wait it out and see how things develop. We've had some good conversations here recentlyx, I just get real sad when I hear ab some dude she hooked up with when I just want her all to myself :/

what if you just agreed that she wouldn't tell you about it? you would know that it was probably happening but you could pretend.

i know that sounds intrinsically unhealthy but at least for the time being it could be useful

If I could not hear ab her late night skylarking I would, but we all work together so I end up hearing things I'd rather not know about anyway.

Wat really upsets me is that I promised myself I'd never feel this way about anyone ever again and now look what happened.

;)

chin up, tobes. it could work out. you never know.

My fave song <3

wait
sorry if this was already mentioned but are you sleeping with\dating this girl?

i love you too, hooker

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you're doomed

my guess is you haven't told her anything about how you feel

Waiting for the Charmbag stamp of approval. All relationships must be brought to her attention before they are deemed acceptable.

Just going to lay this one out there...

Tragedy.

Make sure you have her get tested before doing anything with her....:( I feel bad for any person that is known as "getting around a lot."

you probably shouldn't call her a hooker either, i mean if you're going to use terms like that, hooker gives the wrong impression. go for "slut"

or just ditch the entire idea that a woman who has sex deserves to be called any name at all

i don't understand why this concept is still difficult to grasp for people

I think men who get around a lot should be called just the same, but I wouldn't call either a slut. Poor things just made a few hasty decisions....should talk to a therapist.