winking
 

is it just me, or do people wink a lot at you? are they flirting with me? i dont get it

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if some fag winked at me i'd kick his ass

what if no one would ever find out about it

i'd give him a handjob

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its just you

seriously people wink at me pretty frequently. at least a few times a week. there's this girl at work that does it to me all the time

maybe its them and not you. some people just wink at everyone to be cute. maybe you're just surrounded by winkers

That's an absurd amount of winking...I got winked at a few months ago by a guy working at a discount store and not since then.

Nobody has ever winked at me to flirt with me. :(. Would have been nice. It is a pretty cute thing to do.

the thing is i've been flirted with by winking and i think i can tell the difference between a friendly wink and flirting wink but maybe i just see what i want to see. but i seriously do get winked at a lot

there was this one woman once in the psych hospital who i was actually like smitten with and she would wink at me and it was pretty cool. but she was in a relationship or whatever so i was basically just setting myself up for disappointment which did happen. plus she was like 40 and lived in nashville so yeah. psych hospital relationships are doomed but what can i say

and then the last time i was in the hospital, it was co-ed and three different guys tried to get with me and one of them was like 7 feet tall and kept winking and making kiss-y faces at me. one of them i was just like hanging out with because we were both sane and whatever and he got the wrong idea. and then the last one was a schizo who kept slipping into his paranoid mode where he related his life to comic book characters and like cartoons and thought he was like living out scripts from them or something. he was an interesting schizo, it's funny how it all sort of makes sense in context but the original perception is batshit crazy

wait actually there were four. there was this one guy who just straight up asked me if i wanted to meet him at a hotel when we got out and kept on bringing it up periodically like "c'mon, do it" like he was asking him to sneak him some cigarettes or something totally benign like that. i was there for like three weeks so they mostly overlapped but i dont know if any of them realized what they all were doing or not.

uh but back to winking. do you guys ever wink at people?

Yeah I was hit on by a woman. She was awesome but sick. We both were. She saw my boyfriend come visit me every day and would get very close to him, too. I think she almost wanted a threesome or something. She was really messed up but sexy and so funny. It was a coed ward but the only guy who hit on me was about fifty and he ran his hand up my front from my navel to between my breasts and said "that's my tongue....and it will turn you on" and he snapped his fingers "like that". And to my surprise I actually felt a little turned on. I think it was his confidence.

i mean the woman i'm talking about was sick, sure, but she wasn't really crazy in the same way i'm not really crazy... unless you think i'm crazy. no delusions or whatever. i mean i do have hallucinations but i know they are and they're dissociative in nature. i dunno im probably just rationalizing but she was fairly normal and so was that other guy who just got the wrong idea. then the other three were just too crazy to actually contemplate having a relationship with even if i wanted to for some reason

that comic book schizo guy broke up with his girlfriend on the phone to "be with me". i saw her one time at visiting and she was really beautiful. this was all sort of flattering in a way but it def felt kinda dangerous. apparently when i left he started being physically dangerous and ended up getting moved to a secure ward.

that last time in was funny because there were five of us who were there for an extended period of time so we actually got to know each other a little

oh wait there was another dude! this guy was the first one. he was narcissistic, diagnosed NPD and bipolar and he said he wanted to start a band with me and name our album kidnapped ... :erm: he was typical ask you all sorts of questions to get a read on your personality and then have the "same" opinions as you so you think you're like soul mates or some shit but i realized it pretty quickly so nothing happened there. he was in the "low functioning" group when they split up groups (probably for just being disruptive, basically that group had people too sick to comprehend anything well and "troublemakers"), but he would sneak into my group sometimes and it invariably turned into all about him and his problem with the topic and im pretty sure he just did it to be around me. he was the only one i'd call legitimately creepy. he was cute tho. he reminded me of my psychopathic former boyfriend, the way he spoke mostly

the best thing anyone's ever said to me in those places:

"you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda"

lol. that's great

one time this guy kept switching between just chillin' hallucinating and getting angry and trying to step to me saying "jess, you stole my money, where's the money, where's my fucking money". i kept having to leave the room and come back in a few minutes and he was fine again for 30 minutes or so

when he became sane again a few days later i asked him who jess was and it was his daughter but he had no idea where the money thing came from

we had a compulsive liar once. he even admitted eventually to being a compulsive liar and that he just couldn't help himself. people started getting mad at him. he asked me if i wanted to do roxies with him when we got out and i said i was staying clean and he said "no one ever really gets clean. we just take breaks by coming inpatient". been clean ever since then :P

OKAY WE GET IT YOU GET A BUNCH OF WINKS. IF YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY LIKE THE ATTENTION THEN WHY MAKE A THREAD TO BRING IT UP?

I'm gonna wink at someone this week

i wink a lot at kids. i hope they don't think it's sexual.

christ. who actually winks at someone?

wait for it

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I want to tell someone this, possibly without any context at all.

I'm unable to wink

sucksuckstyle does look like he likes to hang out and drink soda

a dog winked at me once. it made my day

i love to hang out and drink soda

i wink at people i know to just be silly... like after i've made what i know is a dumb joke. i've dated a few guys who liked to wink at me. it was endearing in a way and it went along with their outgoing personalities, but winking isn't for everyone.

i like to hang out and drink chocolate milk.

i got winked at twice today

one from a supervisor and one from a customer

maybe i have super srs face or something and people are trying to disarm me?