what are your least favorite idioms/phrases/sayings
 

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

looney bin

just saying
no offense


"just saying" is the twitter generation's "no offense."

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"

Meant to imply neutrality, but actually involves a moral judgement

"I feel like..."

No homo

I'm trying to think

(well, don't try too hard you might hurt yourself)

oh god this

i'll add any transphobic or homophobic slur.

i'm not racist but

Now please don't take this the wrong way, but [goes on to insult you]

Living the dream ... somebody else's dream!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyday's a holiday!
Working hard or hardly working?!
Is it time to go home yet?



Shut the fuck up! You're not fucking funny, you're not fucking clever. You use the same three or four jokes every fucking day. Just stop. Just fucking stop.

Give an inch (he/she) will take a mile.

If there's grass on the wicket it's time to play cricket
Old enough to bleed, old enough for me
There are three stages of life, childhood, adulthood and damn you look good
Get a leg over
Pretty good, for a girl
Bible basher
Don't sweat the small stuff
This too shall pass
Time is a great healer
Built like a brick shithouse
Popping the cherry

I hate the saying this too shall pass. Even if it does, it's not like I'm going to ever forget it.

I hate when people say "I get that".

Yeah. Also:

I hear you
Sorry you feel that way
I'm a glass half full kinda person
Look on the bright side
Make the best of it
Every cloud has a silver lining
Where God closes a door He opens a window
Choose to look at it another way
It's not about getting what you want, but wanting what you've got

lol you've listed about every annoying facebook status

think outside the box
most Scottish idioms

nobody's perfect

"and"

"what"

"It's called _________________" in an effort to pretend to have wit

pretty much whatever the cool kids are saying

also "I'd like to eat a coconut cream pie out of her ass"

"Whatever makes you happy"

"Find yourself"

"Some 'me' time"

"True to yourself"

"Just be yourself."

:hurl:

so meaningless. who else could i be?

not really why i take issue with it

I am being myself but no one seems to like that.