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MyOneAndOnly 09-11-2012 05:11 PM

that's it? that's all you got?

MyOneAndOnly 09-11-2012 05:16 PM

this is turning out to be kind of... meh

I feel bad for you, bro. You logged in with such high hopes. Like that hyperlink to the Onion.

Dogfighter28 09-11-2012 05:52 PM

y'all are so serious i was just sharing some lols

D. 09-11-2012 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 3909890)
it's 5 o'clock scotty, time to go home and stop using the office computer for netphoria

:rofl:

Starla 09-11-2012 06:31 PM

She seems like a cafeteria Catholic to me. It's hard to define what you believe in when you don't adhere to doctrine. She might be a little confused about her beliefs, but who isn't from time to time?

redbreegull 09-11-2012 06:33 PM

but anyway I still think my point is pretty valid. There are a ton of obscure, vague, ambiguous things in the New Testament. Free of institutional authority telling you how to interpret every single line, someone could come up with something quite different than the ways in which Christianity is currently practiced by organized denominations... and they do. I think there are a lot of people who consider themselves Christians but reject institutional Christianity because they want to ******* ideas about gays not being doomed, other faiths having validity, or anything else important to them. Even people who subscribe to strict Church theologies tend to do a lot of picking and choosing. My girlfriend's parents are hardcore Catholics, but they are doctors and manage to rationalize sex before marriage and birth control.

Eulogy 09-11-2012 06:44 PM

"Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church."[1 Cor. 14:34–35]

yeah, lots of churches reject that

but it's in the new testament. someone reading it in a vacuum and taking it seriously would then be worse off than someone in a modern christian church

Eulogy 09-11-2012 06:44 PM

actually i don't even think you're sticking to your original point anymore so nevermind

Starla 09-11-2012 06:45 PM

Quote:

ME
you're cherry picking what you want to believe then
because the bible doesn't say that
i was confirmed methodist by the way.

GIRL
Im not cherry picking
Because I dont answer the a pastor, priest, or congregation
Or you

ME
but if you believe in jesus, why would you not take his word?
jesus is mentioned in the bible. that's the only reason you heard of him

GIRL
LOL
Okay
She is cherry picking, but there is nothing wrong with that. She can believe in Jesus, UFO's, Wicca, and Alchemy all at once if she pleases. I think you were unnecessarily rude to her. And when you are talking with a woman, allow her to finish her thoughts without jumping all over her and treating her as if she is ignorant.

Nimrod's Son 09-11-2012 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy (Post 3909773)
1. you sound pretty dim in that conversation too

2. really huge dick move to post those pictures on here

come on man

what pictures

Eulogy 09-11-2012 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son (Post 3909917)
what pictures

he deleted them

i'm sure you would have loved them though

Nimrod's Son 09-11-2012 06:54 PM

maybe, maybe not. guess we will never know.

redbreegull 09-11-2012 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy (Post 3909913)
"Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church."[1 Cor. 14:34–35]

yeah, lots of churches reject that

but it's in the new testament. someone reading it in a vacuum and taking it seriously would then be worse off than someone in a modern christian church

maybe, but the catholic church, which has existed in some form since pretty near the beginning of Christianity, horribly twists some of Jesus' teachings and ignores others. The New Testament also contradicts itself in many places. Interpretation is really powerful

Dogfighter28 09-11-2012 07:52 PM

guys lets all take for truth these words that have been translated and morphed in one 2000+ year old game of telephone, it couldn't be wrong.


soul safety valve, engage!

MyOneAndOnly 09-11-2012 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 3909931)
maybe, but the catholic church, which has existed in some form since pretty near the beginning of Christianity, horribly twists some of Jesus' teachings and ignores others. The New Testament also contradicts itself in many places. Interpretation is really powerful

Who in the fuck are you arguing with?

redbreegull 09-11-2012 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand (Post 3909944)
Who in the fuck are you arguing with?

I'm talking to the user I quoted, you 40 watt bulb. I'm not arguing with anyone

D. 09-11-2012 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull (Post 3909950)
I'm talking to the user I quoted, you 40 watt bulb.

:rofl:

MyOneAndOnly 09-11-2012 09:38 PM

Everybody knows Christians contradict their own texts. What religion doesnt? How is this any kind of insight?

MyOneAndOnly 09-11-2012 09:39 PM

It's like quoting religion for dummies.

Dogfighter28 09-11-2012 09:40 PM

Does papa johns give anyone else horrible shits?

I paired it with taco bell today, huge mistake

reprise85 09-11-2012 09:50 PM

nope

EyesOfAJackal 09-11-2012 10:07 PM

People are always going to contradict their own ideals. People are imperfect.

That's actually kind of the point of religion in a sense

redbreegull 09-11-2012 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottytheoneand (Post 3909981)
Everybody knows Christians contradict their own texts. What religion doesnt? How is this any kind of insight?

if this is a response to me I am just going to take it as a sign that you did not read the the thread all the way through and thus do not understand the context of what eulogy and I were saying

Dogfighter28 09-11-2012 10:30 PM

RBG look what i found in the grocery store

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...25000308_n.jpg


why?!?!

EyesOfAJackal 09-11-2012 10:50 PM

RBG what is the point you are trying to make? Because people's accounts only line up 98% instead of 100% everything they're saying must be false?

If you interview 4 people who were at the twin towers during 9/11 I bet you'd get four slightly varying stories where people pay attention to and recall different details. Doesn't mean it didn't happen- in fact, it suggests there wasn't a conspiracy.

People who conspire and redact the record and "systematically destroy" opposing evidence have 100% synchronized stories... and people who don't know what they're talking about don't line up 98% of the time

Dogfighter28 09-11-2012 10:51 PM

i think its more important that a giant man in the sky sculpting us out of clay sounds like a fucking fairy tale

EyesOfAJackal 09-11-2012 10:54 PM

Have you ever heard of metaphor

Dogfighter28 09-11-2012 10:56 PM

its not art you idiot its a holy book

Dogfighter28 09-11-2012 10:57 PM

you can't have it both ways

Dogfighter28 09-11-2012 10:57 PM

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