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slunken 06-11-2012 02:34 PM

DIY Boil Removal, Makeshift Surgery, Homemade Medics, Punk, Mediafire
 
There's a boil on the back of my ear. I cannot see it. I think I got it from wearing expensive sunglasses.

Any advice before I make a horrible mistake?

slunken 06-11-2012 02:41 PM

when i got my haircut today my hairdresser and friend (she was getting her hair colored and all three of us gossiped a lot) noticed that it drew out after the hot wash

slunken 06-11-2012 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 3869175)

Carom Seeds, Garlic, and Mustard Oil
Crush together a piece of garlic and add the crushed garlic flakes to a half teaspoon of caroseeds and two teaspoons of heated mustard oil. Filter the oil when it turns red and apply to the ear to treat the boil.

what is this witchcraft

JokeyLoki 06-11-2012 02:46 PM

Warm castor oil compress followed by warm salt water compresses, 3 times a day. It'll eventually drain on its own.

slunken 06-11-2012 02:53 PM

compressing. nuked a cloth. typing one handedededly

slunken 06-11-2012 03:12 PM

made a cornmeal poultice

Trotskilicious 06-11-2012 03:14 PM

micropenis

slunken 06-11-2012 03:16 PM

i'm going to die
 
http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/b...-12at314PM.jpg

JokeyLoki 06-11-2012 03:16 PM

Sacrifice a calf and bath in its blood.

Trotskilicious 06-11-2012 03:16 PM

that is so gross

slunken 06-11-2012 03:17 PM

"and change every two hours"

#chillin

slunken 06-11-2012 03:19 PM

feels good i'm feelin good about this

slunken 06-11-2012 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JokeyLoki (Post 3869190)
Sacrifice a calf and bath in its blood.

always good to have a plan b

slunken 06-11-2012 03:23 PM

i can't get to it on my own i can't even see it.

Cool As Ice Cream 06-11-2012 04:01 PM

if you can't see it, nobody else can either, and it's not really there.

Trotskilicious 06-11-2012 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken (Post 3869194)
feels good i'm feelin good about this


Toby 06-11-2012 04:11 PM

What's new down at the salon, slunk?

Trotskilicious 06-11-2012 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 3869217)
oh another meme! radical!

you should give a workshop on how to like things the right way.

Trotskilicious 06-11-2012 04:24 PM

he's the elephant man of blind cats

duovamp 06-11-2012 04:43 PM

Is it a boil, or a pimple? Or a gummy bear?

Trotskilicious 06-11-2012 05:00 PM

maybe it's a tumor

duovamp 06-11-2012 05:08 PM

IT'S NOT A TUMOR!

Toby 06-11-2012 05:09 PM


Trotskilicious 06-11-2012 05:14 PM

i'm glad that you guys followed through

slunken 06-11-2012 05:42 PM

gunna try and drain this tonite

Toby 06-11-2012 06:04 PM

good luck

reprise85 06-11-2012 06:14 PM

let us know how it goes. care to stream it live on tinychat? ;)

Toby 06-11-2012 06:14 PM

^ good idea

JokeyLoki 06-11-2012 06:40 PM

Put that shit on YouTube, you'll get a million hits.

killtrocity 06-12-2012 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JokeyLoki (Post 3869271)
Put that shit on YouTube, you'll get a million hits.

nah, boil removal is so 2011


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