i went to amsterdam at the end of june. i couldn't do my own thing, as it was a stag weekend. i had buckets of heineken.

So I took a new job and I'm not going anymore

Thanks for nothing

what?

great.

i was going to say smoke some weed and go to the red light district and beat off to some child porn and then fuck a hooker and go to the torture and sex museum and then you know, just buy some fucking heroin and then go to one of those stupid tourist murder countries like in that movie Hostel and torture someone for like $100, fuck their dead body and throw it in an incinerator. and hey while you're at it jump on a jet and go to Cambodia and pay like $15 to have an infant orgy (i've read the Cambodian ones are the best), and then go family style for $50 more and fuck the entire family. those people are very kind to tourist over there, even if you're just there to rape.

oh yeah you're in california now hell you're probably stoned right now because WEED is CALIFORNIA