I just spent 2 weeks in..
 

..South America

And now I can't drink any of the shitty coffee in the USA.

Then drink North America's vastly superior water, wine, and beer instead.

Beer here is better! Mostly macro brewed Pilsner down there. Meager choices for beer in all three countries I was in. Although, the wine in Argentina was really good. As good as anywhere iv'e been in the world. Also, some good liquor in Peru called "Pisco".

Where'd ya go in Argentina? If I were to go to South America, it would be there or Venezuela

scotty you realize that most of the coffee from those countries is exported to the US, yeah?

Well that does it, Fuck America!

I'm moving to Paraguay

i just spent 2 weeks in georgia. now i can't stop saying y'all

i just spent 2 weeks in london. now i can't bear that garish, uneducated american accent

i just spent 2 weeks in japan. now i can't stand this lousy, inferior, stinking sushi in america

i just spent 2 weeks in canada. now i can't tolerate this inferior, barely even cold new england snow

i just spent 2 weeks in africa. now i can't even deal with a wildebeast-less view from my hut

i just spent 2 weeks in new york. now i can't even deal with these parochial, small town nobodies

i just spent 2 weeks france. now i can't even deal with these lame nonsmoking cafes

i just spent 2 weeks in a dungeon in austria. now i can't bear to go a few minutes without being tortured and starved

i just spent 2 weeks with scottytheoneand. now i can not tolerate people who are not relentlessly obnoxious

i know. Much of the coffee sold in south america is soluble (instant) coffee. But in restaurants and cafes it's fresh brewed. It's all about how it's roasted and prepared.

I got used to drinking Cortado, which is similar to a Macchiato.

In Argentina I visited Buenos Aries, Catamarca, Cordoba, San Luis. It's a fun country. I'd love to go back some time. I went to several cities in Peru and Uruguay as well.

ha!

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I just spent two weeks in Uganda and now I can't fall asleep without the tortured howl of abducted children wafting through the jungle.