Please don't leave again, Travis Meeks.
 

I can't handle rejection.

I'm trying to get rid of my gag reflex, just give me some time.

I'm drunk as shit and I think I smoked opium that was supposed to be hash.

That shit happens! One time, at my sisters wedding me and one of the best men were going to smoke a bowl. I told him to clear it while I grabbed the weed. He did and was all "whoaaaa I just got really high". And I was all "ohhhhhh yeah, oops! There was opium in there!"

One time I was at my grandma's and I helped myself to a piece of mushroom pie, and as I finished it my grandma yelled NOOOOOO THAT WAS MY SHROOM PIE YOU LITTLE ZIT

Then I stabbed her and robbed her money
Definitely a great LOL moment for me

Awww, you know how to make a guy feel special. You make me fee like George on a Sunday with Brad.