happy new year
 

suck it EST

925 here

i'm still in 2011. what's it like to be in the future?

Nice post man

that wasn't even my greatest post!

this "new" year feels a lot like the old one.

even my hangover is the same

i'm kind of freaked out because i'm hardly even hungover somehow

yeah it must have been the crackers for me. also water. also not sleeping.

2012 can screw off

Not hungover but my ass hurts like hell.

should have used lube

She did. :(

2012 by The Glow

Happy New Year!

Happy new year!!!!!!!

Full on dumbassery happened last night. My friends were working the bar where I was, and I got completely shitfaced. My buddy was told I needed to leave the bar just before closing. I then proceeded to lose my phone and my wallet. Sigh.

Oh shit. Random stranger I took a ride from has my wallet, and I can get it back.

Good thing you didn't drive

I didn't even take my car downtown. I had someone drop me off because I knew I wanted to drink. Was not expecting to drink as much as I did.

Sounds like a bad way to start off 2012 :(

Yup, I was in rare form last night.

At least you didn't puke on someone's new Ikea mattress.

I did not throw up at all, and amazingly I'm not hung over. I was however sitting on a strangers couch at 5am crying before some girl woke up to take me home.

Phone is at the bar! I had it charging behind the bar and totally left it there.

i had a pretty fun new years eve. i hope everyone else's was decent, too!

i got new years kisses from two ladies! they were sisters. :O

i also got into an intellectual jousting match with a guy outside the bar that was giving a friend of mine a hard time. i found out after that he suffers from savantism. :erm: i'm would love to see a video of this altercation...he was a total genius and knew way more about reptile brains than i did. :beatup:

Details!

2012 is starting out heavy in the neil young dept

heavy like HEAVY, MAN

i have an ominous feeling about this year

i.e. we're all going to die

Far out

i went into a food coma and was asleep when the new year came

AND I DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK. i have had an excellent weekend : )

I would post about how I rung in the new year but I know for a fact that my ex has stalkked this board as recently as like three weeks ago.

:D

^ creepy