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neopryn 01-01-2012 01:41 AM
did i mention the lawyer from my first post is asian. that would be something in my "bucket list"

MusicMan4 01-01-2012 01:44 AM

Order 66 01-01-2012 01:44 AM
they're a very non-emotional people. you need to keep that in mind

MusicMan4 01-01-2012 01:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neopryn (Post 3811301)
so i'm going to overshare

i have aN ex that i am still totally in love with and good friends with. she used to be a coworker and is friends with this lawyer who is a current coworker/boss. aformentuoned lawyer gave me some cookies last week. told the ex about this and apparently the lawyer is a legendary baker who only gives these cookies to people she really likes. ex says she will set me up w. this lawyer who by the way is super cute and seems pretty cool

tonight the ex calls me and tells me she misses me and wants me and says all sorts of dirty shit. wtf.

tihs will be deleted later.
instead of deleting it you know there's a private board with a thread just for this stuff...

MusicMan4 01-01-2012 01:50 AM
you know, kid rock claims to be able to drink 15 Heineken

Dead Frequency 01-01-2012 01:52 AM
More like 15 zima

Elvis The Fat Years 01-01-2012 01:53 AM
i cant feel my face.

MusicMan4 01-01-2012 01:53 AM
i believe kid rock is also in it to win it like Yzermen

MusicMan4 01-01-2012 01:56 AM

neopryn 01-01-2012 01:56 AM
i could drink 15 heineken. get kid rock in here in i'll own his ass.

neopryn 01-01-2012 01:59 AM
not sure what privat board ytou're talking about graveflower and i sure do;t have access to it anyway

MusicMan4 01-01-2012 02:00 AM
we're allowed to acknowledge it exists, dude
at least i thought those were the rules

neopryn 01-01-2012 02:01 AM
the buzzer just buzzed at my apt. i let them up even tho it is probably a jewel thief or soemthing.

MusicMan4 01-01-2012 02:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graveflower (Post 3811344)
someone tell me i'm not the only one who finds this whole thing hilarious
it has everything awful that could make me laugh

reprise85 01-01-2012 02:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graveflower (Post 3811335)
the two .5 xanax pills i took might have been expired
i was vyvanse cleaning out my car and room and found one in each place
expired pills lose potency very slowly, it was likely full strength or close enough to be considered the same

MusicMan4 01-01-2012 02:09 AM
dope
the one in the house could have been there for years
like i only recognized them by the shape and color though

the old .5 klonopin i only lost back in november tho

neopryn 01-01-2012 02:10 AM
youy know a lot about pills reprise

neopryn 01-01-2012 02:11 AM
spunk is banging his hot wife right now and i'm playing uncharted and posting in this thread

reprise85 01-01-2012 02:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neopryn (Post 3811352)
youy know a lot about pills reprise
yeah

MusicMan4 01-01-2012 02:12 AM
lets all listen to party rock anthem together
let me autoplay it right here

slunken 01-01-2012 02:28 AM
wheres the eight queers deep parody thread

Sarcastic Smile 01-01-2012 02:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neopryn (Post 3811301)
so i'm going to overshare

i have aN ex that i am still totally in love with and good friends with. she used to be a coworker and is friends with this lawyer who is a current coworker/boss. aformentuoned lawyer gave me some cookies last week. told the ex about this and apparently the lawyer is a legendary baker who only gives these cookies to people she really likes. ex says she will set me up w. this lawyer who by the way is super cute and seems pretty cool

tonight the ex calls me and tells me she misses me and wants me and says all sorts of dirty shit. wtf.

tihs will be deleted later.
tihs will be deleted later.

slunken 01-01-2012 02:44 AM
i posted in the wrong thread i'm five fingers of bourbon deep thats a whole fist

MusicMan4 01-01-2012 02:46 AM
fist

slunken 01-01-2012 02:47 AM

wHATcOLOR 01-01-2012 03:21 AM
this atty sounds promising

teh b0lly!!1 01-01-2012 05:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neopryn (Post 3811301)
so i'm going to overshare

i have aN ex that i am still totally in love with and good friends with. she used to be a coworker and is friends with this lawyer who is a current coworker/boss. aformentuoned lawyer gave me some cookies last week. told the ex about this and apparently the lawyer is a legendary baker who only gives these cookies to people she really likes. ex says she will set me up w. this lawyer who by the way is super cute and seems pretty cool

tonight the ex calls me and tells me she misses me and wants me and says all sorts of dirty shit. wtf.

tihs will be deleted later.
is this the same lawyer chick you said you feel incompetent around?

Luke de Spa 01-01-2012 05:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graveflower (Post 3811349)
someone tell me i'm not the only one who finds this whole thing hilarious
it has everything awful that could make me laugh
ahhhh fuck of course that douche likes that other douche

http://mentalfloss.com/quiz/quiz.php?q=1281

teh b0lly!!1 01-01-2012 06:02 AM
8/10 mothafucka

cocksure 01-02-2012 05:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by neopryn (Post 3811301)
i have aN ex
whoa

remember back when this seemed impossible


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