it's a really nice jail

Travis county jail is not nice! :P

damnit, i'm not actually a bad boy. :( my days of raising cain are behind me. i'm getting too old for that foolishness.

what were you in jail for

being a drunk asshole.

first time i was seventeen and picked up for underage drinking. i then proceeded to escape from jail and have the entire police force out looking for me since i was in their custody and had to be released to my parents since i was a minor.

second time was at a cheap trick/aerosmith concert. just drunken assholery again. i don't really recall what happened exactly, but my best guess is that i snuck into the VIP area for free drinks. or something. those were the the only times i was actually detained in some capacity.

third time was a d.u.i. where i blew a 0.09 on the ol' breathalyzer. whoops.

i'll pretend there was a forth incident, but the details of that i can't speak of because any official records have been redacted by the fbi and it never officially happened.

I've been to jail at least 10 times....prolly why I can't get a job!

Y'all make me feel not so bad about my one trip to jail. (well... I don't feel bad about it anyway because that shit was a long time ago)

what were you in jail for tobes?

bein 2 sexy

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This is all of my loot. Plus a New Glaris brewery sampler my sister brought me from Wisconsin. It was an awesome haul IMO.

Oh, almost forgot my present to myself (cyber monday deal)

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damn moonman u got me beat :noway:

i got cool audiophile stuff:smoke:

a discman?

the state, i know that's fucking right

I wanna dip my balls in it!

i have a huge crush on michael ian black as well as the show being amazing.

i'm partial to david wain myself

teachers lounge might be my favorite skit

pirates vs clowns is the best short sketch

there's just so many good ones, they only had a few duds truly

though louie/dip my balls in it i never really liked too much although everyone else seems to

i mean i know the point is they had to have a recurring character so they made one that was ridiculous and just said his one line over and over

but it doesnt make me laugh

my gf gave me a nice jacket
my granddad gave me a picture his granddad drew
my dad framed it
my mom got me a book, socks, and the notre dame cathedral 3d puzzle (now completed)

also got three blue flannel shirts from various people. damn.

nice haul

The Wire complete series
A Borsalino fedora (I'm addicted to hats)
Some boxers and socks
A calendar the wife made with pictures from the past year (that's a traditional gift)
A Paul Smith gift card
Mom and dad got me a Pedro Martinez autographed baseball
I bought myself a new kayak from LL Bean

that rules what's it of?

Oh how could I forget, at the family dirty santa party I had my gifts stolen 5 times, and ended up with the gag gift ("THE HAT", LSU ballcap)

is this dirty santa party different from the secret santa party you posted about where you won the LSU hat?

did you win this hat 2 times?

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i have no recollection of posting about this before

i guess i was really drunk

okay well before you forget for the 3rd time you already posted about this days (weeks?) ago and many posters found it hilarious for some reason