I am filled with holiday warmth
 

holy shit i might be breaking the law

online reptile

Bah humbug!

i fell asleep at some point yesterday afternoon and just woke up 30 minutes ago... and the furniture in the living room is rearranged and no one is home which is sorta strange as i live with two old people. maybe they are at family but i would have thought they'd leave a note if they are going to be gone more than a night

um, merry christmas or something

damn, what a way to fuck up your sleep schedule. that's happened to me too, and it's the weirdest feeling.

yeah, i'm extremely disoriented

i just took my sleep meds that I have to take every night regardless. probably won't make me tired but i'm going to at least try to sleep a few more hours so i wake up closer to a reasonable hour

what's up with you?

also usually a night their three poodles are here and they are not right now. so i'm really not used to it being still and quiet at night anymore either.

you know what, i think the dude is here after all. his car is in the garage

though they might have went somewhere in one car

unsolved mysteries of the universe right here

old people are weird like that.


anyway, it's 2 AM here and listening to rainymood... trying to find something to make me relaxed/drowsy so i can fall asleep. i'd take a pill or something but i hate swallowing them. probably stems from a traumatic experience as a kid that i've suppressed all these years. that or i'm just a pussy. wonder which?

I made cannabutter and lasagna and cookies. There was beer involved. Pretty solid night!

i will be alone on christmas, but i'm making baked ziti! i was invited to spend christmas day with this nice man (tim's coworker, actually) and his wife and their two kids (one is 25. the other; 21). i politely declined, but at this very moment i'm wishing i hadn't. :s

i mean... those kids could have been coll! and i've never spent christmas with white people before and it was super duper nice and now i just look like an ungrateful bitch who'd rather spend the holidays alone. :/

Holiday warmth, maple syrup, deer vagina fluids, sitting drooling with a needle in your arm, Santa blowing his load in your hair. You know, Christmas! And it's for everyone.

good news. the post office is open today. woo.

i hate holidays.
my heart is cold and black.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

i'm gonna drink all the egg nog
holiday warmth
brandy and rum
maybe a little moonshine, who gives a fuck

Arsenic sauce? Rad. Wait, what is this thread about?

Oh holidays! Right...enjoy yours, people! :)

so yeah, they're gone. the night house lights were still on when i got up at 10 and the furniture is still in all messed up places. mystery solved!

my mom is pumping me full of margaritas and it's not even 2 yet. hnnngh.

lol she's in the kitchen making mashed potatoes and singing "ciga-reeettes and whuskyyyy aaaaand wiiiild wiiiild wimmen" and then bitching to herself hahaha

I wish I had your mom.

Your mom sounds awesome.

she sounds hot

this may be the last year

Are you guys talking about a gangbang with slunkens mom

shes faded so im sure shes down

oh wait she told me not to tell anyone she had been drinking :oops:

Lol!