i have a crush on someone...
 

:( only spoke to her for like thirty seconds, she works at local record store. I wanted to cuddle her. :c

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well i guess this is growing up

no when you grow up you'll sack up and ask her out instead of posting creepy shit on a messageboard

Yeah.

I have a crush on the girl at my local Walgreens, but I'm too scared to say anything to her.

I suck at life.

i think i have a crush on a lawyer at work but i am an english major in a dumbass job that i don't do well and feel incredibly inadequate around her.

bunch of winners here.

When I have crushes on girls I run into that work at stores and restaurants I just continue to go there until I'm able to catch them leaving, and then I can find out where they live. After that you can really schedule some seemingly innocent bumping into each other in public occurrences.

I usually just ask them if they wanna go back to my mom's house to watch some tv.

oh good, lord.

I had some guy that works at a chase bank try to holler at me while i used the ATM. I was like, bro. back off i'm depositing a check.

I have a crush on my bf.

Why don't you use the iPhone app to deposit yer check?

If agenda suicide and geek USA made a joint account it could be called "nat-geo".

which record store, rottenugly?

that's what he was telling me to do.

CAUSE I WAS ALREADY IN A STORE THAT HAD A CHASE BANK IN IT

thats pretty graphic

I chuckled.

Well excuuuuuse me princess

you know at this point this doesn;t sound like such a bad idea

mmm mmm my baby's got a secret

I'm ashamed to agree as well

14-year-olds using 4chan lingo.

nice.

the next step is to go back and buy something.... then casually tell her

"I'm kinda bored ..... any suggestions for something new to listen to?"

Then buy that too.

Go back in a week and tell her you loved it.....

Step by step.... just like that song by new kids on the block

get it to the point where she asks what you do in your free time, then say "well usually after doing my daily workout which consists of 1000 push-ups, i volunteer at the animal shelter. i saved a puppy yesterday you know. what about you?"

BAM. girls love that shit. or at least i think they do. well whatever, a fair amount of girls would think you are awesome as shit. do this and report back with the results. actually, i don't even need the results because i already know what the outcome would be. godspeed.

I can't say, if I say, then someone will message the store and rat me out.

(It's in Downtown Toronto, that's all I'm gonna say.)

grown adults have better things to do then rat out a teenager with a crush. if you don't make a move then you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

Then when I go out with her, I'll be sure to introduce her into New Kids On The Block.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTo3N73hpPg&ob=av3e

That's no good at all. Next time tell her she has a nice ass and see what happens.

my friend did this to me. i was working and he came in with another friend and chatted with me. then he left and came back the next day when i wasnt working. then he came in two days later on a friday and asked if i wanted to hang out. i said no. but he kept coming back to talk. we actually became pretty good friends, i guess. but it was seasonal since i was leaving in a month.