KIM JONG-IL FUCKING THE GREAT LEADER IN HELL
 

Holy shit, reports are Kim Jong-Il died. North Korean state TV has just his photo on TV and South Korea media reports he has died.

I was 7 minutes too late to post this.

twitter.com/breakingnews is awesome.

Now fun times with Kin Jong-Il's crazy-ass son!!!

another notch on obama's belt :cool:

Herro, I dead now.

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I'm so ronery, so ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There's no one, just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard
And make up great prans
But nobody listens no one understands
Seems like no one takes me seriousry

And so, I'm ronery
A bittle ronery
Poor rittle me

There's nobody I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sirry but not rearry
Because it's firring my body with rage
I'm the smartest most crever most physically fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they'll notice me

And until then I'll just be ronery
Yeah a rittle ronery
Poor rittle me

Those poor North Korean citizens, they loved their leader so much.

i hope this marks the end of the creepy guitar kids' reign of terror

On the same day of the birth of our leader, neopryn. It's only right that he takes his place.

‎"North Korean legend has it that Kim was born on Mount Paekdu, one of Korea's most cherished sites, in 1942, a birth heralded in the heavens by a pair of rainbows and a brilliant new star.

Soviet records, however, indicate he was born in Siberia, in 1941."

His heart juche couldn't take it anymore.

My favorite thing about him dying is watching everyone on Facebook fuck up the spelling of his name.

It's like, YOU JUST SAW IT SPELLED CORRECTLY ON THE NEWS WHAT THE FUCK MAN

I wonder how soon we can expect his son doing something fucking crazy to make a statement with his leadership? I'm going to say less than a week. In less than a week some south korean ship will be sunk or some missiles shot down over in South Korea.

Or use Google first.

how do they spell it on facebook?

Kim Jong provided so many laughs over the years with his threats and stuff. I'll miss this guy. He had a big pair of balls.

Years ago, I think it was on a 20/20 interview.... it was discussed how his people believed that he was born in heaven and at the age of 1, descended onto earth on a rainbow surrounded by stars. It was an amazing story.

Now that he's gone, hope they allow these poor people to have food and internet.

Every time anyone makes a team America reference I cringe so hard.

good thing i'm heading out of country for 7 weeks tomorrow!

:D

just kidding. nothing's gonna happen. but yay vacation!

This one girl said "kim Jon li is dead!"

ROCKSLIDE!

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I'm going to miss that guy. Here's hoping the new boss is as awesome as his father.

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2012 could be a great year!

so i take it im the only one who immediately thought SUN KIL MOON LOL after hearing about this

kim jong was ill

/slaps self

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239693

The sheer awfulness of the cult of personality on display.

TOP 10 CRAZY FACTS ABOUT KIM JONG-IL


- Born on the Korean Holy Mountain Mount Paekdu
(Imperialist Lie: he was born in the Soviet Union while his parents were on the run from the Japanese during World War II)

- More powerful fashion trendsetter than all of Milan, Paris, or New York
(Imperialist Lie: Dressed like somebody living in a retirement community.)

- Beloved around the world by billions.
(Imperialist Lie: Most people don't know enough about him but should probably learn more about the man who could have started World War III.)

- Invented a meal called the "Double Bread With Meat"
(Imperialist Lie: This is also known as the sandwich, named after the Earl of Sandwich in the 18th century.)

- Kim is the world's greatest golfer. When the first 18 hole golf course opened in North Korea the dear leader posted a -38 with 5 holes in one!
(Imperialist Lie: Some guy named Eldrick Woods, at least before the wife-cheating fiasco.)

- Dear leader was a great movie producer. Famed South Korean director Shin Sang-ok came north to create a unique masterpiece.
(Imperialist Lie: Shin was kidnapped and imprisoned by Kim, and was then forced to make a cheap propaganda knockoff of Godzilla.)

http://listverse.com/2010/05/30/top-...t-kim-jong-il/