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reprise85 12-18-2011 04:46 AM

help me understand Jesus
 
i really just don't get it. worship your sky monster - okay. but seriously, dude gets born he's god's son but he is also somehow god himself. dies for everyone's sins but isn't god basically just masturbating with jesus because why does he need to punish someone for sins in the first place.

i know at least a couple of you guys are practicing christians. is there some logic besides 'faith' that you guys see?

and yes this thread is srs bsns

null123 12-18-2011 04:53 AM

it was kinda crazy when he got pissed off and started flipping tables over

null123 12-18-2011 04:58 AM

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reprise85 12-18-2011 05:00 AM

he does seem like a bad motherfucker.

Toast 12-18-2011 09:25 AM

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6...4061702554.jpg

whywontyoulistn 12-18-2011 09:42 AM

http://static.someecards.com/someeca...49f82c24c9.jpg

MyOneAndOnly 12-18-2011 10:39 AM

all religions require their adherents to commit to "belief" in silly stories. the single biggest dermining factor for which religion a person identifies with is to whom they are born. if you were born to a Jewish or Muslim family, the claims made by Jesus's followers would seem almost as ridiculous as those of the mormons.

Mooney 12-18-2011 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Charmbag (Post 3805766)
it was kinda crazy when he got pissed off and started flipping tables over


yeah, wouldn't that be considered wrath, one of the seven deadly sins? jesus was a sinner and a socialist.

exactlythesame 12-18-2011 03:26 PM

catholicism ≠ all christianity

hnibos 12-18-2011 03:27 PM

You lack the spiritual gene duh. You're just not a complete human being, Erica.

hnibos 12-18-2011 03:28 PM

I mean, it's so incredibly obvious that God is looking out for us. That's why he sent his son. The ultimate sacrifice, to save ourselves from our sins and wretched afterlife. I mean, the Bible is an historically accurate document, and all of this can be found in there.

exactlythesame 12-18-2011 03:28 PM

also, in b4 sleeper

hnibos 12-18-2011 03:30 PM

If you allow yourself to believe in the power of Jesus Christ, then he will believe in you. I seriously don't understand how people don't get this concept...

28if 12-18-2011 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 3805765)
i really just don't get it. worship your sky monster - okay. but seriously, dude gets born he's god's son but he is also somehow god himself. dies for everyone's sins but isn't god basically just masturbating with jesus because why does he need to punish someone for sins in the first place.

i know at least a couple of you guys are practicing christians. is there some logic besides 'faith' that you guys see?

and yes this thread is srs bsns

The Jewish version of God is very authoritarian. The Jewish religion really stresses obedience. Christianity is a deviation/evolution from/of that in its emphasis on forgivness. While the Jewish God fucks your city up 'cause of all the dick-sucking going on, Jesus is like nah guys don't worry about it just say you're sorry and it'll be good.

Christians don't think that Jesus is "somehow God himself." Jesus is a prophet, God is God. I guess that answers your questions kindof.

"Is there some logic behind faith that I see?" Uhhhh, I duno. I am not a big fan of "logic." In certain eastern trains of thought, especially japanese apparently, they speak of/identify multiple logics. In the west we see logic as like... infallible system of reason. If something is logical, it is "true." But I think it might be better to see logic as a kind of personal ideology, like, everyone has their own logic that leads them to the conclusions that are suggested by their experiences? Does that make sense?

hnibos 12-18-2011 03:32 PM

The only thing that's been said in this thread that makes sense is that Jesus saves lives. Period.

Future Boy 12-18-2011 03:43 PM

he's watching you right now, and he's not happy

whywontyoulistn 12-18-2011 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Future Boy (Post 3805873)
he's watching you right now, and he's not happy

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...7169134798.jpg

Future Boy 12-18-2011 03:48 PM

he's like santa, but instead of coal you go to hell.

MyOneAndOnly 12-18-2011 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos (Post 3805869)
The only thing that's been said in this thread that makes sense is that Jesus saves lives. Period.

you're joking. right

Future Boy 12-18-2011 03:48 PM

and there are no reindeer.


edit: that I know of, havent read the bible so they may be in there.

MyOneAndOnly 12-18-2011 03:49 PM

what this thread really needs is a heavy duty troll like Nimrod

MyOneAndOnly 12-18-2011 03:50 PM

cause no religious thread is complete without his sanctimony

exactlythesame 12-18-2011 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 28if (Post 3805866)
The Jewish version of God is very authoritarian. The Jewish religion really stresses obedience. Christianity is a deviation/evolution from/of that in its emphasis on forgivness. While the Jewish God fucks your city up 'cause of all the dick-sucking going on, Jesus is like nah guys don't worry about it just say you're sorry and it'll be good.

Christians don't think that Jesus is "somehow God himself." Jesus is a prophet, God is God. I guess that answers your questions kindof.

"Is there some logic behind faith that I see?" Uhhhh, I duno. I am not a big fan of "logic." In certain eastern trains of thought, especially japanese apparently, they speak of/identify multiple logics. In the west we see logic as like... infallible system of reason. If something is logical, it is "true." But I think it might be better to see logic as a kind of personal ideology, like, everyone has their own logic that leads them to the conclusions that are suggested by their experiences? Does that make sense?

you do realize that Jesus said he was God's son, right

Order 66 12-18-2011 03:52 PM

i follow the teachings of jesus, i.e. forgiveness. life's too short to be pissed off at everybody. but i don't believe he was a guy that got murdered and rose from the grave or whatever. i sometimes doubt he was a real person at all

MyOneAndOnly 12-18-2011 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exactlythesame (Post 3805883)
you do realize that Jesus said he was God's son, right

actually, you don't know that. there are texts that make a lot of claims as to what the guy supposedly said. but they were written well after his supposed death. hundreds of years after. And by people who told drastically competing versions of his life.

also, besides those texts there is no proof that the guy actually existed. not a single primary source from that time.

it would make a lot more sense to conclude that extremist jewish sects of the time made all that shit up.

slunken 12-18-2011 04:12 PM

christian mysticism is coll

slunken 12-18-2011 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Order 66 (Post 3805884)
i follow the teachings of jesus, i.e. forgiveness. life's too short to be pissed off at everybody. but i don't believe he was a guy that got murdered and rose from the grave or whatever. i sometimes doubt he was a real person at all

this pretty much ties all religions together. in general the teachings are just very good rules to follow life by. don't kill, don't steal, don't be a dick, etc.

slunken 12-18-2011 04:14 PM

i'm goth and i'm also christian wat do

Toby 12-18-2011 04:24 PM

remember the "with u always" meme?

null123 12-18-2011 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 28if (Post 3805866)
Christians don't think that Jesus is "somehow God himself." Jesus is a prophet, God is God. I guess that answers your questions kindof.

this is untrue. the vast majority of Christians view Jesus as divine.


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