netphorian suicide pact
 

who wants in

looking your way koontz

my favourite kool-aid flavours are orange and grape.

Fully Dogggg.

I nominate banana

maybe we can murder you and banana before we kill ourselves

WHATS IN IT FOR ME

i'd like to kill myself sometime in the future but not now, thank you.

he hasn't been here for a month. maybe he did jump off that radio tower after all.

i want my last words to be, "you can't fire me, i quit!"

my tombstone will read WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER

i've thought a lot about a suicide pact since i know a lot of people as miserable as i am but i really think it takes away one of the appealing parts about suicide which is wanting to go out on your own terms
i'll do it when i'm good and ready and really want to, not because of some arbitrary date

i'll wait until i'm unemployed again to kill myself

=/

2 rejection emails and a denial of unemployment benefits all in one day :(

what happened to your lucrative dominoes career

they fired my ass

and you're surprised you didn't get unemployment?

Yes I am. I worked my ass off for the last 8 months and for them to say that I performed my work with "gross negligence" and my actions were a "complete disregard of the employer's interests" is complete and utter bullshit.

dont you have a degree, toby? i would think you'd have a little more luck in the way of employment

No luck whatsoever.

so what happened

what really happened

2:1 took a shit on a pizza

During a corporate inspection I was marked off for:

2 pizza remakes [too much garlic on crust and 70/80 pepperonis on a double pep pizza](10pts)
unreadable signature on artisan pizza box (1pt)
did not say "sorry" during customer concern role play (1pt)
under proofed dough (15pts)

resulting in a 59/100

Since everything I was marked off for was under my direct control they decided to terminate my employment.

ah, america.

i hope the people that do those inspections think about killing themselves all the time

i would definitely take being unemployed over working at domino's
i guess i'm part of the lazy occupy wall street generation

well at least you don't have to put up with that shit anymore

do customers sit and count pepperoni slices when they order double pepperoni or what

also isn't all the dough at domino's underproofed because its all shit