Did Cork Soaker get married and have kids or
 

did he actually just die

who knows because i'm writing a biography on netphoria and if i don't know i'm making shit up

i'm guessing he got kicked in the face by an angry mule in some stupid fucking poor country he's visiting

farmer hating mule, probably raped by a mexican

i thought he just got back recently

or maybe that was like two years ago

last i remember he came back but then was going to travel around the US like some stupid beatnik poet douche SERIOUSLY DUDE IT'S 2011 PEOPLE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE. THEY WATCH THE TRAVEL CHANNEL AND THAT'S CULTURAL ENOUGH.

had a kid. here's a clip of the conception.





http://i.imgur.com/jxhCn.gif

YEAH FUCK THAT WALL DOGGIE MARQUIS DE SADE

isnt supermaid cork soaker

thats my guess

really?

just a guess, i have no info

CORKY WHERE ARE YOU???

that makes absolutely no sense at all

yeah but the posting styles are similar kinda

i don't know shot in the dark

i'm probably wrong

where are you corksoaker?

he's in california doin' his thing and bein' in love.

He's probably in Austria or Switzerland or California

no! i know what i'm talking about. you guys don't know corky like i know corky.

yup. i finished peace corps about a year ago. did a bit of traveling immediately afterward, but have been in "the bay area" since last january.

i changed my actual account password to something obscure a while back, then promptly forgot it. someone fix that for me, please.

cool corky

so that really was you in tinychat! i thought someone was just trying to gain access to your account... sorry i was mean. i didn't know it was you!

<3




come on. someone fix it already!

ahhhhhh now that feels better...

cool :D so life is good then?

:)

i'm pretty sure i know who supermaid is but i'm not going to say

i'm pretty sure i could give a shit less

how much less?

a shit

haha.

sorry i don't have any recent pictures of goats

also i am not married

welcome back, cork soaker :)

looks like I came back just in time.

Shut up and send me some fuckkng brownies already.

Cause I mean you're just a cook, might as well flip burgers at Jack in the Box. Right?

yeah geo just makes instant shit out of a box and her "restaurant" marks it up 1000%

:rolleyes:

FUCKING SCAM ARTIST