hey netphoria, make me feel better about getting drunk by myself on saturday night
 

all my friends are out having fun without me. time to smoke a bowl

Make a drawing
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo..._myers/snl.jpg

what should I draw?

your dad

i want to see what he looks like *_*

he looks like super mario meets joseph stalin + 100 lbs

^rep all fuckin day

this what my dad usually looks like

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q...l/snapshot.png

all my friends went to some jewish hippie jamfest which I was totally not interested in. so I tried to convince this girl at work I've been crushing on for four years to get drinks with me, to no avail. SO i go home to play skyrim and then decide to go to buffalo wild wings and get fucked up on asian zing with my old friend from grade school. There was this girl there with her dad I didn't want to bother and before I could go talk to her after the dad left, this pretty boy fucker with super long eyelashes popped a squat next to her, but she was obv waiting for him bc they hugged when greeting each other.

in any case my fellow firebrand socialist you are not alone tonight

awwwwwww, poor boo boo.

redbreegull's dad is very well-endowed.

i hate myself and i want to die how are you guys tonite

I'm not a child okay I'm 22 and 3 quarters!

we are the same

We've already had this conversation, young man.

god i hope size doesn't matter.

<3

ilu

guys I have conjunctivitis. Can't play guitar with my buddy. Can't go out and hang with mah friends. Can't go to work tomorrow. Fuck. Guess I will be drinking alone tonight, again.

Miley Cyrus admits she smokes "too much fucking weed"

lol, what the fuck. What kind of fucked up world do we live in where we get on some teenager for smoking pot and the acceptable defense is, "I was actually just smoking this mind-bending hallucinogen, don't worry, it's legal"

19 year old girl admitting to smoking pot STOP THE PRESSES

i don't know what to believe in

Ahah you got pink eye. Someone do a bare ass Gary on your pillow?

Lol @ Gary. Fart.

that's so coincidental that is actually my dad's name

i think the universe is about to collapse


TAKE COVER EVERYONE