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Fellatio Mask! 11-24-2011 06:56 PM

hello to elvis of fat years!
 

TuralyonW3 11-24-2011 06:56 PM

THE PHANTOM RAPIST

Fellatio Mask! 11-24-2011 07:00 PM

I'm a large lady who just wants to have fun with some body. I'm nice woman who wants a good man in her life . I like music and movies . I love to have sex .

i love role play in person over the phone or wht ever may happen. but over all i'm looking for some i can just be real good friends with and see where it goes from there.

My Ideal Person:
I want to have a fun time with u and if any thing more happens then great.If that man is well hung it would be a plus. I want a man close to the north las vegas area and who has a car. If u have a pic I like then great. plus u have to be open mined and not mind a bbw/ssbbw
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A dark back alley

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Slave/Master, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

TuralyonW3 11-24-2011 07:01 PM

WELL HUNG = +++

Fellatio Mask! 11-24-2011 07:01 PM

I don't really play the dating game, because I find all of it to be a tiring load of crap.

That being said, I'm at a distinct disadvantage in the Philadelphia dating scene. I'm not skanky enough for the club scene, not indie enough for the rocker scene, not bored enough for the frat scene, and have too many primary colors incorporated into my wardrobe for the coffee house scene.

Instead of playing games, I'd much rather get to know someone as friend and see how things go from there. You can usually find me going around town with my friends, stopping by comic book shops, studying my ass off, and generally loving life.

Fellatio Mask! 11-24-2011 07:08 PM

anyone else here real into the blessid union of souls

Fellatio Mask! 11-24-2011 07:10 PM


Fellatio Mask! 11-24-2011 07:12 PM

people like me, i like me, i'm 39 and live with my mom and i can barely brush away the 18 year olds hot enough YOU would prolly be chasing them... who come for me and want me to replace their boyfriends, which i don't do b/c... they aren't mentally like me. but you can be an ASS all you want

Fellatio Mask! 11-24-2011 07:13 PM

this was supposed to be a reply to my personal subforum thread but i got confused since i wanted to make a title mentioning fat years caues i was using the creepy smiley he hates

Fellatio Mask! 11-24-2011 07:36 PM


Fellatio Mask! 11-24-2011 08:05 PM

lets all post on forum 11

Fellatio Mask! 11-25-2011 10:04 PM

greetings of cheez!!

Elvis The Fat Years 11-25-2011 10:08 PM

know that feeling right before you sneeze? thats what that fuckin thing looks like. i hate that feeling. especially when you dont sneeze AND IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING.

Fellatio Mask! 11-25-2011 10:10 PM

AHHH ahh ahhh...ah...phew, that was a close one!



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