HELP, BROS.
 

I need help writing emails to the people who applied, interviewed, but didn't get the position as my assistant :x

WHAT DO I SAY TO THESE PEOPLE!

Dear xx,

Thank you for applying for xx. After careful consideration we have decided to offer the position to another applicant.

Again thank you for your interest in xx. We wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Sincerely,

Geek USA

"Dear suckballs,

go fuck yourself. your application will be kept on file so we know not to read your shit again.

go fuck yourself suckballs,

-me"

I also hope yo soy el mejor takes the news she won't be your assistant okay.

this is pretty much what I wrote. I was really nice and thanked them for their time and hard work during their stage. I feel bad. I just really needed to hurry this process UP. I got me two good, fast working girls though. dream teaaaaaam.

I

"You're getting this letter because you are a finalist for the assistant position.

Please post nude photos of yourself at http://forums.netphoria.org.

May the best woman win!"

To whom it may concern,

Thank you, but no thank you.



With love,

Geovangina


ps: thank you
pps: no thank you

say nothing, they'll figure it out

:rolleyes:brown people problems.

Dear Whoever,

Thanks for interest in the position, but we've hired someone who doesn't suck nearly as bad as you. The magnitude of your ineptitude is exceeded only by the lack of your awareness of it. Tales of your interview provided fodder for hours of raucous laughter among my colleagues. Even though our professional relationship ended before it started, I am sure you will find yourself surrounded by happy people, people who are happy to be reminded that they are not you.

Good luck and aim low,

Geek USA

I'M HERE TO HELP :mad:

good luck and aim low

I fucking hate employers that do this.

that's the worst!


hahaha!

The only huge problem was time. some people were just real slow. I had one girl that constantly yawned, and that was a huuuuuge negative. yawning and looking at the clock.. really?

this.

let them hate you, its not like they'll be working there

we just got a new pantry guy and i swear he has no sense of urgency. i take secret pride sometimes in the fact that an entire steak can be prepped cooked garnished and delivered to the table before the salad is even made.

nobody's gonna notice otherwise.

yeah because we all want our steak before our salad

where's your class