Edward Fortyhands drinking game: is it worth a try?
 

Something to do on a Friday or Saturday night? I actually found out about this game from watching How I Met Your Mother.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_Fortyhands

Edward Fortyhands (also known as 80 Ounces to Freedom, The 40 Challenge, or Amy Winehands) is a drinking game in which each player duct tapes a 40-ounce or 1.14 liter bottle of alcohol (usually malt liquor, but sometimes cider, scrumpy, or wine) to each of their hands and may not remove them until they're consumed.

f that. what if you gotta pee?

Then you pee in someone else's bottle. It's a game of chance.

It's fun if you're a freshman in college.

Aren't you basically a freshman in college, Banana, except you're not but you act like it?

I just keep it real with real talk.

Huh.

sounds like every night of my life

except that I don't need the 40s attached to my hands as incentive to finish them

is this anything like mr. balloon hands

D: that sounds terrifying.

What, does this guy think he's an Indian?

not my problem

Hah my boyfriend and his roommates played this a few weeks ago. Needless to say they were pretty trashed and it looked like they were having fun. I wouldn't do it because I can't drink two 40s.

Nm, that was mean

It's hard to pee, smoke cigarettes, smoke weed, fingerbang your roommate's girlfriend, play scratch tickets, play videogames et cetera. You can still masturbate though.

haha

i can't drink 2 40's either. no desire to.

Your penis must be pencilesque to fit in a 40.

My penis is, indeed, that of a pencil. But its also like a yard stick. Sorta like a mini-whip, ya know?

two 40s isn't that much alcohol. You'll be fucking drunk, but you're not going to black out. come on, pussies

it's just a lot of cheap beer. i've got too little time and too much money for that foolishness.

having to piss is really the only thing that makes this game difficult.

My friend and I are seriously thinking about playing this. But I told him that maybe I should start off with just one 40 oz. instead of two.

come on pussies

pointless activity, yes. I concede you on that.

malt liquor tastes delicious to me though

fair enough. i crave it from time to time but regret it immediately. my local store starting carrying little pint bottles of colt 45 for 99 cents. that's an impulse buy that targets me.

double malt is where it's at

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watch dem niggas get silly