This kid at my work has been having trouble following directions recently
 

He's usually pretty good but the past few weeks he has been ignoring instructions and requests and such constantly, and getting himself in a lot of trouble. We talked to his mom about it a few times, and she confirmed he had been having the same problem at home. Eventually it occurred to us that the problem may be literal. So she takes him to the doctor, and they determine that has something blocking his left ear canal, pretty far in.

It turns out the be a crayola crayon. Burnt sienna. How about that.

define the age of this 'kid' at your work.

kids are so stupid

7

which btw is old enough to know not to do that

yeah but now your story is boring.

i was picturing some 17 year old stoner 'kid' at your burger king or wherever where you work, who stopped following directions, getting himself into trouble at work, before concerned work mates told his mom and they found a crayon in his ear.

kid putting crayon into various orifices is less impressive, but thanks for letting us know kids still do that.

simpsons already did it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HOMR

and here i was thinking redbull came to us with an original story

it made me think of that, but no, this really happened this week

i pushed that crayon in with my dick

hmm I thought 7 was a little old for your taste

i was slumming

You certainly are in this thread ghey guy.

aw look at ihaguitar trying to grow balls

Problem is he's abysmally behind the curve, intelligence wise.

your priority was letting it slip into your peehole. ear > your peehole.

I was under the same impression as barden....except I imagined a retail store or an office.

Like everyone's reprimanding him, right... for his lack of performance. and then i'm thinking the kid's addicted to meth or heroin, and he's high, which is why he's sloppy. And I'm waiting for it. Then i read the mom part, and I'm thinking, "okay, maybe the mom was his immediate emergency contact." and then I read the part where the mom claims the same shit on his lack of performance and I'm thinking he's some third world country slave who's either blind or deaf or speaks clingon and he's got a part time job with you guys as a slave.

Then I read he stuck a crayon up his ear thanks to Trotski because he wants to accessorize his peehole with burnt sienna because it matches his penis' complexion. Its safe to say the story took a 180 degree turn within a sentence.

LOL trots, dont think too much of yourself.

See what I mean? Let me break it down. I'm not saying I'm in front of the curve, which I am, and I'm not the smartest guy in the room, which is the actual curve I'm talking about so more than just me, and you're still way behind that, too.

Post some of your remarkable unsights on the politics board for us to chuckle at how banal they are