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Grant V 04-12-2011 12:45 AM

how common is it to be a 20 year old male virgin?
 
and if you're one of 'em what contributed to you not getting laid at that point?

ilikeplanets 04-12-2011 12:48 AM

Definitely time to give up and kill yourself.

cocksure 04-12-2011 12:53 AM

your smell

Shallowed 04-12-2011 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 3713712)
Definitely time to give up and kill yourself.

Speak for yourself.

Also it seems to be quite common.

killtrocity 04-12-2011 01:02 AM

if you're that concerned about being a virgin just fucking buy a hooker with a cleft lip

killtrocity 04-12-2011 01:03 AM

it's just fleshy hole that you stick your junk in and half the time it smells like rotting death

Grant V 04-12-2011 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

Also it seems to be quite common.

elaborate?

ilikeplanets 04-12-2011 01:15 AM

I don't think it's that common. Not where I'm from. But my old crowd was a bit questionable and we all did the deed by age 16.

Shallowed 04-12-2011 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grant V (Post 3713723)
elaborate?

Because I've talked to people over the course of my life and it has become decreasingly surprising to find out that someone is a virgin.

hnibos 04-12-2011 01:42 AM

i didnt lose my virginity until i was 19, almost 20, and im fairly unstable and socially awkward. so yea, maybe you should kill yourself.

Shallowed 04-12-2011 01:48 AM

What, were you guys peer pressured into peer pressuring?

hnibos 04-12-2011 01:49 AM

?

bahnzah 04-12-2011 01:51 AM

If you haven't gotten laid by the age of twenty, you're pretty much a complete failure.

FoolofaTook 04-12-2011 01:52 AM

i didn't lose my virginity until 21, and then it was to a street hooker whose breath smelled suspiciously (i assume) like us army soldier scrotum

ilikeplanets 04-12-2011 02:33 AM

Perverse imagery is still imagery, and I commend you for making me shudder, Mr. FoolTook.

vanilla 04-12-2011 02:35 AM

It's kind of sexy. I want to teach you.

FoolofaTook 04-12-2011 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 3713767)
Perverse imagery is still imagery, and I commend you for making me shudder, Mr. FoolTook.

ofa

Order 66 04-12-2011 03:44 AM

quite a few girls up to the age of 20 wont even put out yet so its not so bad

Eulogy 04-12-2011 07:11 AM

i was but i was also a closeted gay so that didn't help matters

or wait, i lost it at 20. is that the cut-off for /self status? unless you have a silly "oral sex counts!" definition in which case it was 18.

FoolofaTook 04-12-2011 07:19 AM

oral sex is way better than intercourse. of course it counts, fool.

btw, what's your stance on digging up graves?

duovamp 04-12-2011 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Order 66 (Post 3713789)
quite a few girls up to the age of 20 wont even put out yet so its not so bad

Which is precisely the problem. Bunch of frigid bitches.

FoolofaTook 04-12-2011 08:01 AM

do u think they listen 2 immortal?

Trotskilicious 04-12-2011 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 3713726)
I don't think it's that common. Not where I'm from. But my old crowd was a bit questionable and we all did the deed by age 16.

It's funny because if you were male you'd be waiting a looooooooooooooooong time.

ilikeplanets 04-12-2011 10:03 AM

No way. As a dude it would have been even younger. I'm caring and know how to do my hair.

Trotskilicious 04-12-2011 10:20 AM

No, it's infinitely easier to get laid when you're female. Even someone as embarassingly wack as you are, for example, got laid as a teenager. If you were a doughy, dorky male...oh you'd be in your mid to late 20s.

paranoid 04-12-2011 11:43 AM

what about guys that are decent looking at 20 something and are still not getting action?

hnibos 04-12-2011 11:46 AM

they are Gods children

samuel redman 04-12-2011 11:51 AM

im just too afraid of STDs n such to have sex

Eulogy 04-12-2011 11:52 AM

i thought it was that you just lacked any kind of sex drive

samuel redman 04-12-2011 11:53 AM

^^

if i had one i probably would have had sex when i was younger

now that im slightly older im just a frightened person


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