Be calm. Don't judge. You are a machine.
 

Everything is going to be okay.

Good night.

D:

I agree with this.

These spambots are always so fascinatingly lucid.

This is doubly true if you have a job in the modern workforce

No need to even go that far.

meat robots

what if you're a haterbot?

what the fuck do you know about having a job

Fitter. Happier. More productive.

but what if i lose 'my edge'?

^ what if you lose your 'edge'?

That's a good ass question, son.

your mom's got a good ass, son

I knew this already.

i saw a hipster on 6th wearing a KEEP CALM CARRY ON shirt and while I appreciate the sentiment and design of it I don't think any self-respecting American should ever wear anything that has a fucking crown on it *ptooie*

at least you don't have the Union Jack on your flag

haha, yeah.

America's pretty cool in that regard.

Yeah, but you're no Nepal. Now those guys are taking the national flag to dangerous new places.

yeah they're very avant-guarde

If I were to live amongst the Himalayas it would be within the confines of the proud Dragon Kingdom of Bhutan.

http://www.reasonpad.com/wp-content/...-of-Bhutan.jpg

That's what grandpa was saying :(

WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN