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coll internet april fools jokes
hulu has a 1996 mode and it plays a modem sound when you load a video! haha!!
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youtube has a 1911 mode
please post ones you find/like in here |
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Haha, I just noticed that the annual thepumpkins.net joke is a parody of the Linux one I posted.
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google the word helvetica
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ugh goddamn it.
FRANCE BORE THE BRUNT OF WORLD WAR ONE THEY HAD TO SURRENDER they didn't have to turn into such enthusiastic jew killers but based on the Dreyfuss affair that should have been expected. |
but still the french were instrumental in developing the age of democracy and freedom and etc! give them a goddamn break and YES I'M PART FRENCH
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i posted that i had to be on a gluten free diet on fb (i'm known among my peers to make fun of fad dieters who insist on eating GF when they don't actually have celiacs). the folks i suspected to bought it! lol.
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insist on eating GF when they don't actually have celiacs
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GF is gluten free ok celiacs is the allergy/disease/disability where your body actually doesn't process gluten right?
i think the GF diet is stupid too because it crosses with veganism so often. And veganism is a bunch of stupid, stupid shit. though i understand that cutting back on gluten is a good way to lose weight. |
being restrictive. thing with both vegans and gf'ers is they always have to preface everything with their restriction it's never "i ate banana bread," always "i ate VEGAN GF banana bread." every time. do you want a medal?
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Oh yes, they do.
Remember vegans are practically religious. They believe themselves to be more just and ethical than people who are not vegan and no matter how nice they may be, they do look down on you. which is weird because we're supposed to eat meat, so it's a lot like anti-sexual religious types. To wit, you have to deny your primal human instinct in order to be ethical. I just call that nonsense. |
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it's probably not worth it today
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man i wish that cancer patient would quit harshing my mellow with her fucking bald head. nobody wants to see that shit.
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i mean why can't she respect my rights to not have radioactive chemicals injected into my veins. what a bitch. SHE DESERVES RIDICULE.
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it's more like someone saying "I just had some banana bread and read the bible. Praise Jesus."
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both of your analogies are terrible. and trots maybe not all vegans are like the ones you know.
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I can't type much since I'm onthe mobile phone, but that's easily one of the most retarded things you've ever said on this board.
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all vegans believe they are on an ethical high ground, that's the entire reason for what they do. i know you two want to pretend otherwise for whatever reason, but that's the fucking truth.
how is that any different than religion |
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