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wHATcOLOR 04-01-2011 03:31 AM

coll internet april fools jokes
 
hulu has a 1996 mode and it plays a modem sound when you load a video! haha!!

wHATcOLOR 04-01-2011 03:32 AM

youtube has a 1911 mode

please post ones you find/like in here

Luke de Spa 04-01-2011 05:33 AM

http://www.reddit.com/r/AprilFools2011

Cherry Cola 04-01-2011 05:42 AM

http://pclinuxos.com/

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5299/...ef807bb0_b.jpg

sickbadthing 04-01-2011 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cherry Cola (Post 3710173)

oh wow that's hilarious

severin 04-01-2011 06:57 AM

http://www.google.com/intl/en/jobs/u...ter/index.html

Cherry Cola 04-01-2011 07:46 AM

Haha, I just noticed that the annual thepumpkins.net joke is a parody of the Linux one I posted.

AndySlash 04-01-2011 11:52 AM

http://www.funnyordie.com/

pale_princess 04-01-2011 11:55 AM

google the word helvetica
comes up all in comic sans

smashingjj 04-01-2011 11:57 AM


Trotskilicious 04-01-2011 12:07 PM

ugh goddamn it.

FRANCE BORE THE BRUNT OF WORLD WAR ONE THEY HAD TO SURRENDER

they didn't have to turn into such enthusiastic jew killers but based on the Dreyfuss affair that should have been expected.

Trotskilicious 04-01-2011 12:07 PM

but still the french were instrumental in developing the age of democracy and freedom and etc! give them a goddamn break and YES I'M PART FRENCH

pale_princess 04-01-2011 12:27 PM

i posted that i had to be on a gluten free diet on fb (i'm known among my peers to make fun of fad dieters who insist on eating GF when they don't actually have celiacs). the folks i suspected to bought it! lol.

Trotskilicious 04-01-2011 12:31 PM

insist on eating GF when they don't actually have celiacs

wat

Trotskilicious 04-01-2011 12:32 PM

GF is gluten free ok celiacs is the allergy/disease/disability where your body actually doesn't process gluten right?

i think the GF diet is stupid too because it crosses with veganism so often. And veganism is a bunch of stupid, stupid shit.

though i understand that cutting back on gluten is a good way to lose weight.

pale_princess 04-01-2011 01:36 PM

being restrictive. thing with both vegans and gf'ers is they always have to preface everything with their restriction it's never "i ate banana bread," always "i ate VEGAN GF banana bread." every time. do you want a medal?

Trotskilicious 04-01-2011 01:42 PM

Oh yes, they do.

Remember vegans are practically religious. They believe themselves to be more just and ethical than people who are not vegan and no matter how nice they may be, they do look down on you.

which is weird because we're supposed to eat meat, so it's a lot like anti-sexual religious types. To wit, you have to deny your primal human instinct in order to be ethical. I just call that nonsense.

bahnzah 04-01-2011 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pale_princess (Post 3710275)
being restrictive. thing with both vegans and gf'ers is they always have to preface everything with their restriction it's never "i ate banana bread," always "i ate VEGAN GF banana bread." every time. do you want a medal?

who gives a fuck.

Eulogy 04-01-2011 01:47 PM

it's probably not worth it today

Mo 04-01-2011 01:49 PM

http://www.scientificamerican.com/ar...p&flushCache=1

pale_princess 04-01-2011 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bahnzah (Post 3710279)
who gives a fuck.

me because i constantly have to hear it from peeps _|_ :D _|_

bahnzah 04-01-2011 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale_princess (Post 3710292)
me because i constantly have to hear it from peeps _|_ :D _|_

poor you.

bahnzah 04-01-2011 02:10 PM

man i wish that cancer patient would quit harshing my mellow with her fucking bald head. nobody wants to see that shit.

bahnzah 04-01-2011 02:12 PM

i mean why can't she respect my rights to not have radioactive chemicals injected into my veins. what a bitch. SHE DESERVES RIDICULE.

Trotskilicious 04-01-2011 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bahnzah (Post 3710294)
man i wish that cancer patient would quit harshing my mellow with her fucking bald head. nobody wants to see that shit.

not even close to the same thing, are you pmsing

Trotskilicious 04-01-2011 02:35 PM

it's more like someone saying "I just had some banana bread and read the bible. Praise Jesus."

Eulogy 04-01-2011 02:46 PM

both of your analogies are terrible. and trots maybe not all vegans are like the ones you know.

bahnzah 04-01-2011 02:52 PM

I can't type much since I'm onthe mobile phone, but that's easily one of the most retarded things you've ever said on this board.

Eulogy 04-01-2011 02:57 PM

anyway grooveshark's is coll

http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/

Too much awesome?

Trotskilicious 04-01-2011 03:04 PM

all vegans believe they are on an ethical high ground, that's the entire reason for what they do. i know you two want to pretend otherwise for whatever reason, but that's the fucking truth.

how is that any different than religion


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