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sickbadthing 03-30-2011 11:23 PM

Stay classy, Bellaire, Ohio!
 
http://wtrf.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=96699



ORIGINAL STORY
Police said a Bellaire man had to be removed from his home on Washington Street Sunday.

Police said the man's skin had become attached to the fabric of the chair after he sat in it for two years

Authorities said he was sitting in his own feces and urine and maggots were visible.

Police were called in to help transfer the man to the hospital.

(Related story: Community Asks Questions in Obese Bellaire Man Story)

Authorities said they had to cut a hole in the wall to get the man out of his home.

Shockingly, two other able-bodied people lived there---another man, who had a separate bedroom, and the girlfriend of the man who was stuck in the chair. Officials say the girlfriend served food to him, since he never got up.

Bellaire Code Enforcer Jim Chase says now the tennants have been given orders to clean it or leave it.

One officer said it was the worst thing he ever responded to. And most said the worst part of all was the smell. Ironically the landlord says the man in the chair rented from her before and used to be a vital active person.

She says she checked on them periodically but lately he always sat with a blanket over him. She says she had no idea it had come to this.

Sunday morning his housemates called officials when he was unresponsive.

The 43-year-old man is currently in the hospital DEAD.

sickbadthing 03-30-2011 11:25 PM

Who wouldn't want to live out their dream of sitting in a La-Z-Boy, shitting and pissing until you fuse with the fabric and having maggots live of your shit, piss and skin?

OMG I suddenly want pizza!

Trotskilicious 03-30-2011 11:25 PM

holy shit even this guy has a girlfriend

Toast 03-30-2011 11:54 PM

I remember the same thing happening to some bitch in Kansas or someplace, except she was attached to the toilet.

Order 66 03-31-2011 12:19 AM

kind of reminds me of this. this apartment is about two blocks from where i live now

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y26...partment/6.jpg

Trotskilicious 03-31-2011 12:23 AM

that's a texas mess. taco cabana, whataburger, szchlotzky's, shipleys. impressive.

Dead Frequency 03-31-2011 12:35 AM

I wonder if his girl gave him the blowjobs.

killtrocity 03-31-2011 01:57 AM

I want to see pictures of this abomination

redbreegull 03-31-2011 02:00 AM

she had no idea it had come to this

exactlythesame 03-31-2011 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 3709769)
holy shit even this guy has a girlfriend

we have no excuse

Trotskilicious 03-31-2011 02:18 AM

well i'd like to date a girl that wouldn't hang out with this guy for very long

Trotskilicious 03-31-2011 02:18 AM

i mean, ideally.

exactlythesame 03-31-2011 02:21 AM

i guess lack of self of steam really wreaks your social life

ella 03-31-2011 02:25 AM

I just watched the exact same crap on Nip/Tuck the other night...except it was a lady...she had sat on her couch for like 7 years and had become attached to it. Sean and Christian had to stab her w/ about 2,000 needles to numb her bc her heart was too weak to be put under and then they skinned her butt and back. She died.

Bellaire is only about 45 mins from my house. It's a nasty area...right on the river.

exactlythesame 03-31-2011 02:31 AM

hey ella. nip/tuck isn't a documentary

ella 03-31-2011 02:36 AM

Yeah I just thought the similarities were odd.

exactlythesame 03-31-2011 03:07 AM

there was a story back in '08 where a woman fused to a toilet seat in a trailer park.

turns out nip/tuck and this gentleman from bellaire are white trash copy cats

http://bit.ly/os5z

ella 03-31-2011 03:14 AM

Eh toilet seat woman was another copy cat...

Nip/Tuck season 3 episode 1, back in 2005.

exactlythesame 03-31-2011 03:14 AM

D=<

duovamp 03-31-2011 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 3709769)
holy shit even this guy has a girlfriend

But she's clearly banging the other dude in the house.

Trotskilicious 03-31-2011 09:08 AM

i bet she likes poo, she just didn't want to admit it.

man that is so revolting, god damn.

Trotskilicious 03-31-2011 09:08 AM

MERICA!

FoolofaTook 03-31-2011 11:53 AM

i guess life could be worse

at first, this thread made it hard for me to eat my cup noodles.

now this thread makes me feel better about myself. i like whiskey.

Tchocky 03-31-2011 12:13 PM

Mmm...squalid hell-hole.


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