suit jacket buttoning
 

i have two suits. one two button, one three button. gotta love buy one, get one free!

do i always just button the top two on the three button, and top one on the two button? keep in mind i always put two spaces after periods even though i'm told its blasphemous.

putting two spaces after a period is stupid and i don't know who started that.

my mom told me to do it. but she also thinks that the world is six thousand years old.

i think this is correct but that generally it's just personal preference. except of course for leaving them unbuttoned when sitting.

i think three-button suits look kinda funny. but i guess they work for some dudes.

a quick google before coming here said three button can be good for guys six feet tall and over. i'm 5'11".

ah. that would explain why they would never work for me!

these things are inter-related

i don't know anything about suits because i'm not a bourgeois parasite, sorry.

it must have been a thing that secretaries did back when secretaries were called secretaries.

i need this suit to get me my yuppie job so then by the time my hippie hair grows back i'll be comfortable enough that i won't be fired to start wearing my ratty cords and post-punk t-shirts again.

stop saying post-punk

POST NOTHING

when i saw japandroids, the venue shut them down after like twenty minutes. :(

Yeah you got it, Moons. Also I double space the period gap. Wsup den?

this post is correct

(some meaning very few)

you really should have burned that fucking place down

ALWAYS leave the bottom button unbuttoned.