Fictional band/rapper names, album titles, song titles
 

Rapper: Flowtilla

Rapper: Poppa Chariot

he would have a roman theme, with a gold plated flak jacket with sculpty muscles but he'd totally be a big fat guy. he'd have a gold plated chariot with spinners n shit. would be the shit.

The Depleted is a sludge punk band and the cover of their self titled first album would be a shitty house with like a enormous drift of crumpled beer cans on the lawn.

del

Choice

Them Apples

Batmen

Thundersaur

even Brachiosaurus would be a great name for really deafening shoegaze act

Johnny, Be Good

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post-rock

WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE'RE HERE TO MAKE MONEY AND SELL OUT AND STUFF

post-apocalyptic over and undertones

Nigrhymez.

See what I did with the Z and everything?

The Bros.


Possible lawsuit from Warner Bros., but the stage costumes wouldn't be difficult to figure out, ya know?

Vampire Hunter Hunter.

haha that would be nerdcore

Extreme Supermoon

all girl vaginal group, songs about menstruating and about arguing with other women.

Hibernating Nun Conspiracy

12-piece lyricless ensemble. Song titles arent important.

lateral drift

Lil' Shitty - all his rhymes are shitty. album title "Da Shittiest" aka "Shittiest Hits"
S-Murder (or S-Murda) - that's me and I rock the mic mad freeflow style. album title "Ballin' On Ya"
Big Knocka - he's a big fat guy but gets a lot of play. album title "Knockin' It Up"

Countangula

Superfagilicious

Uterpia

Endofish

Blank Stare

Josef Stylin

"holdin the beat down like it's the proletariat"

oh yeah, and a hectic reggae-punk goofball band called Fetusaurus, and their album 'Copping A Beatdown From The Hate Orb'

Lil B

bent fish

flowtilla is actually a really good one

if i ever fully lose my lisp and start rappin', im taking it

You better have a barrage of verbiage.

i came out the pussy rappin'. i was born with 10,000 rap chromosomes.

my rhymes be so funky they deplete the ozones