Dating websites
 

Signed up on okcupid a few weeks ago. It sucks in the post-college world working in a small office with only 4 other people in it. The opportunities to meet new people aren't really there. And I love to go out and drink at bars, but I have no interest in any girl that I might meet at a bar. Alcoholic whores are fun for fun, but not at all relationship quality.

The whole dating website thing is just weird as shit to me though. Anyone ever have any sort of success on them?

what happened to the waitress you were following around?

provided you're not trolling i think i should point out that not all girls in bars are alcoholic whores

The mass majority sure seem to act and dress like it. I think I just need to start to transition to more of a young professionals type of bar scene and get away from the college bar scene.

young professionals type of bar scene

oh boy

what are you a young professional at banana?

surgery

Aren't most dating sites usually just for one night stands as well? I think no matter where you look, you'll probably find mostly skanky sluts.

Maybe start volunteering at some local charities, animal shelter, food pantry, etc...you might find a nice wholesome girl there.

Yeah maybe if I was a fag that'd be a good idea.


I just want to find a nice classy girl on the online dating website that'd be all about maybe sending a picture of her tits or something and then blowing me the first time I met up with her. But she can't be someone who does that a lot, or ever. Just for me.

You want a girl who will act like a whore upon meeting you, but doesn't have a history of whoring. Come on now.

Yeah I really don't think it's that unreasonable of an ambition.

So ella, you got a picture phone?

Well i'm sure any girl from a dating site who sucks your dick on the first date won't be quick to tell you about her past screws, and you probably won't be asking.

If you want her to s your d.

Please tell me you didn't actually post a a picture of your true face online and get a response.

its certainly there if thats what you're looking for

Sure they're not.






















They are.

I mean women are as filthy as men. Not naming any names! I don't know any. ...But women. Are. Dirty.

Positively oozing smegma, they are.

yeah if they have penises with foreskin dumbass

Smegma (dictionary.com)
–noun
a thick, cheeselike, sebaceous secretion that collects beneath the foreskin or around the clitoris.

VICTORY IS MINE!

Looks like I found a girl that seemingly wants to hang out. A local one too.

I can't believe this online shit is actually going to work.

Why does it seem like Dogfighter and Banana are the same person to me

this online shit is awesome

holler

that's really unfair to pfrbb

because they're both yuppies

based on what