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Banana 03-09-2011 02:40 AM

I wish American culture treated every night like Fat Tuesday
 
The number of tits I saw tonight made me miss the glory days of college. It also made me wish we lived in a culture in which the currency for simply seeing nice fucking college aged tits was simply some cheep fucking plastic beeds necklace.

Trotskilicious 03-09-2011 02:45 AM

do you craft these gems of trollery or do they come naturally.

Banana 03-09-2011 03:04 AM

I think what you are getting at is that I misspelled the word cheep, or cheap as it may actually be spelled. I'm not going to look up the proper spelling but I will be generous enough to let others decide what it actually is. I'm not a dictionarian, I'm just a profitarian.

Mo 03-09-2011 03:05 AM

Please, do me the favor and run into an AIDS tree.

Sonic Johnny 03-09-2011 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana (Post 3701553)
I'm not going to look up the proper spelling but I will be generous enough to let others decide what it actually is. I'm not a dictionarian, I'm just a profitarian.

Had to fight off the temptation to Sheen this quote.

slunken 03-09-2011 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana (Post 3701549)
It also made me wish we lived in a culture in which the currency for simply seeing nice fucking college aged tits was simply some cheep fucking plastic beeds necklace.

wait, its not?

last night for diner the lady and i went to a nice and quiet courtyard restaurant (the oldest establishment in cincy) and watched a guy bang out standards on an old piano.

diff'rent strokes i guess.

sppunk 03-09-2011 09:29 AM

Yes, Mardis Gras in Millersville, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, is definitely where the party is at.

And who'd guess. College girls! In a college town!

Trotskilicious 03-09-2011 09:31 AM

they're all doughy midwestern types tho. big tits yeah but...wait that's not bad at all.

Banana 03-09-2011 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sppunk (Post 3701664)
Yes, Mardis Gras in Millersville, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, is definitely where the party is at.

And who'd guess. College girls! In a college town!


That's where I went to school, it's not where I live.


I'm out near West Chester, PA. Funnnnnnnnn times at the bars last night there.

Eulogy 03-09-2011 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana (Post 3701792)
That's where I went to school, it's not where I live.


I'm out near West Chester, PA. Funnnnnnnnn times at the bars last night there.

:erm:

Banana 03-09-2011 04:09 PM

West Chester...the town that produced Matt Ryan and half of Jackass.

Trotskilicious 03-09-2011 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy (Post 3701809)
:erm:

seriously guy i don't understand why you're always putting down stuff like this. how would you know any better, really?

Nimrod's Son 03-09-2011 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken (Post 3701645)
wait, its not?

last night for diner the lady and i went to a nice and quiet courtyard restaurant (the oldest establishment in cincy) and watched a guy bang out standards on an old piano.

diff'rent strokes i guess.


sppunk 03-09-2011 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana (Post 3701813)
West Chester...the town that produced Matt Ryan and half of Jackass.

West Chester makes Austin's warehouse district seem like the least yuppie place in America.

Trotskilicious 03-09-2011 05:47 PM

warehouse district? where's that. I mean. I know where it used to be, but now there's all these condo high-rises and bullshit overpriced shopping locales. no warehouses actually.

in fact, i nearly forgot that part of austin existed before i realized i couldn't find the Austin Music Hall because the entire neighborhood of warehouses had been razed.

Trotskilicious 03-09-2011 05:48 PM

besides lamar & west 6th and going west from there is more yuppie than anything in the "warehouse district"

Eulogy 03-09-2011 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious (Post 3701817)
seriously guy i don't understand why you're always putting down stuff like this. how would you know any better, really?

huh?

i'm just saying that "i wasn't in millsersville i was in the mardi gras party mecca of west chester pa" is worthy of a :erm:

i don't know what you mean by how i could know better.

Nimrod's Son 03-09-2011 05:56 PM

here we go again with more eulogy nonsense..

hnibos 03-09-2011 05:57 PM

its tiresome

slunken 03-09-2011 06:12 PM

yea i mean you can have a good time anywhere though i do find it strange that cities have faux mardi gras celebrations. really what's the point? if you care that hard go to NOLA.

slunken 03-09-2011 06:14 PM

but then again most americans will use any excuse to get shit-hammered.

"oh it's bastille day?" *DRINK*

Eulogy 03-09-2011 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken (Post 3701882)
yea i mean you can have a good time anywhere

right but that would presumably ******* millersville.

slunken 03-09-2011 06:21 PM

in my experience it's usually the shittiest of bars/places that celebrate holidays that mean absolutely nothing to them.

so i'm sure the folks had a good time -> whatever that entails.

slunken 03-09-2011 06:24 PM

shittiest in this context i guess would mean white trash

slunken 03-09-2011 06:25 PM

so i'm guessing flavored shots on special and rap music that was popular 5 years ago. lots of girls wearing their "best clothes" (american eagle hoodies) and going WOOOOOOOOO a lot.

Eulogy 03-09-2011 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken (Post 3701896)
so i'm guessing flavored shots on special and rap music that was popular 5 years ago. lots of girls wearing their "best clothes" (american eagle hoodies) and going WOOOOOOOOO a lot.

man in what white trash bars are slutty chicks wearing hoodies

Toby 03-09-2011 06:32 PM

:rofl:

slunken 03-09-2011 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy (Post 3701901)
man in what white trash bars are slutty chicks wearing hoodies

where i come from almost all of them - you gotta show off that mall bought brand name somewhere and the extremely low cut shirt they're wearing underneath just won't cut it.

slunken 03-09-2011 06:38 PM

btw i'm talking zip-ups not pullovers

Eulogy 03-09-2011 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken (Post 3701913)
btw i'm talking zip-ups not pullovers

ohhhhhhhhh ok i think i have a more accurate picture now


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