you all have sufficiently bored me
 

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:(

bye, 'nsor

you had unrealistic expectations and your boredom is your own fault

SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY

that's not what your mom said last night

We hid all the good stuff from you!

even im bored

I'll be in Orlando tomorrow!

oh shit.

i'll be working all day.

Good. I'm going to rob your fucking place.

YOU GOT ONE OF THOSE KINECT THINGS???? I WANNA DANCE ON YOUR DIME.

call monty
you can dance on his dime

bump

That is what all 22nd century men will look like

I think new bahnzah is mooney.

He never gets angry or responds aggressively when confronted, like mooney. And his use of specific smileys that I always attribute to mooney, like :rotfl: or whatever it was. I have other reasons too.

the rebecca black avatar has warsaw written all over it. on the other hand i've never seen him be funny in that sort of word way that banzhah is and i'm unsure how much he's interacted or read banzahah post. the word things and perceptivness of idiocy give me a luke de spa vibe. mooney is too self absorbed to learn anything about other users. the male sexuality thing is more of a warsaw thing so i'll go with warsaw on this.

Whoever it is has a great dislike for John's usage of language. Which is why I think it is either Dean, or brandon.

This is like clue: colonel trotskilicious did in the parlour with the candelabrum or whatever

His name insn't Brandon.

Is it with an e did I fuck up real bad

An e and an a. You fucked up supremely.

Whoops! I have a friend named Caroline. I hope you read that right. She gets mad when you misrepresent her name.

BRENDAN GODDAMNIT

brendan is a girls name?

and it's not me otherwise every single post would pretty much be dedicated to insinuating everyone is either racist or sexist or making subtle references to polyamory. Or how he's an anti-capitalist that has absolutely no convictions about it anymore and is joining the rat race like every other shmuck but you know be all arrogant and all-knowing as if he isn't.

also i'd make explicit reference to the fact that all of this is coming from his wife, like he was reprogrammed.

i dunno how true that is

agreed

Its sad that your lives are so empty and cookie-cutter that you've given yourselves over to every sort of speculation about my identity. Identity is a construct. I am John ******, your Golden God, the Bohemian Gadabout You Love So Well, as I have always been. Read a book if you're this bored.

Silver-tongued cavalier of the Floridas.

Also the real ****** would not proclaim himself to be himself in every post.

I'm appropriating this.

No it's not. Brenda is, not Brendan.

why won't sppunk just tell us who it is

post

it's almost definitely Pumpkins89729

Those numbers are indecipherable

>insn't.