Netphoria Message Board

Netphoria Message Board (http://forums.netphoria.org/index.php)
-   General Chat Archive (http://forums.netphoria.org/forumdisplay.php?f=19)
-   -   Welcome to our newest member, FreePornHub (http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=171866)

ohnoitsbonnie 11-16-2010 01:31 PM

Welcome to our newest member, FreePornHub
 
i hate men

samuel redman 11-16-2010 01:31 PM

i dont watch porn. bonnie help me

ohnoitsbonnie 11-16-2010 01:32 PM

with what

samuel redman 11-16-2010 01:32 PM

*kicks dirt*

ohnoitsbonnie 11-16-2010 01:33 PM

what

Mooney 11-16-2010 01:41 PM

www.pornhub.com it's free!

barden 11-16-2010 06:30 PM

it's a pitty you have to stream it and not download it.

I need to find a site that has decent videos that aren't 30 seconds long, but aren't like 20 minutes in HD either and 2 gigs each.

Like a nice middle ground, you know? Long enough to get involved, short enough to browse through some variety...

Eulogy 11-16-2010 06:39 PM

pornhub is pretty solid

Eulogy 11-16-2010 06:39 PM

and what's wrong with streaming? is there any real reason to download porn onto your hard drive?

barden 11-16-2010 06:42 PM

well i dont have fancy american internet, so if I am going to put the time on my internet server i may as well have access to it later.
Plus, I'm sentimental. I like to be able to access porn I enjoyed without searching for it again and waiting for it to load. I feel attached to some of those ladies.

duovamp 11-16-2010 06:43 PM

If you're going to be taking your laptop with you on a camping trip and are incapable tethering and are a fanatical masturbator. I guess some wouldn't call that a real reason, but lord knows I would. If I can't flick my wet bean for a night I get murdery.

barden 11-16-2010 06:50 PM

I like to find porn clips that remind me of girls I know in real life.
Sometimes they dont look very similar, but something about them reminds me of someone.

Yeah, thats my kind of porn.

Trotskilicious 11-16-2010 06:51 PM

i like steaming more than streaming if we're talking porn

Eulogy 11-16-2010 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp (Post 3670704)
If you're going to be taking your laptop with you on a camping trip and are incapable tethering and are a fanatical masturbator. I guess some wouldn't call that a real reason, but lord knows I would. If I can't flick my wet bean for a night I get murdery.

can you not beat off without porn?

Trotskilicious 11-16-2010 06:58 PM

only some mornings

barden 11-16-2010 07:00 PM

has anyone stumbled across any porn with someone who resembles bardy?
seeing this related thread got me all hot and bothered about her again:
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=154660

you know you want to educate that shit. long and hard.

Eulogy 11-16-2010 07:02 PM

i think you may have crossed a line there

barden 11-16-2010 07:04 PM

not yet, not yet.
but perhaps you guys can help me out.

Trotskilicious 11-16-2010 07:06 PM

why am i posting as my lawyer in that thread

barden 11-16-2010 07:06 PM

i dont know but i liked it as well.

barden 11-16-2010 07:08 PM

i use pichunter.com sometimes.
i select the 'movies only' tab and then browse random categories to suit m6y current mood.
at the moment i'm here: http://www.pichunter.com/search/?q=lawyer

Mooney 11-16-2010 07:11 PM

www.pornhub.com
www.youporn.com
www.tube8.com
www.xnxx.com
www.spankwire.com
www.redtube.com

:(

ohnoitsbonnie 11-16-2010 07:13 PM

This thread is gross now! If I could delete it I would

Eulogy 11-16-2010 07:16 PM

bonnie don't be scared of porn. it can be pretty coll.

barden 11-16-2010 07:17 PM

sometimes i go through MILF phases. For some reason I like the teacher student setup with the teacher taking the lead. I realise now that it's been almost ten years since I finished school so that bothers me a bit I suppose. Although all the 'actors' in these scenes are older then I am now anyway.

Sometimes I get hot for doctors, over nurses. I think it's caused I worked for a lot of doctors for a while, and some of them were hot.

I also like certain positions when watching porn that i dont always prefer when having actual sex. I think it just works better visually.

Lately I have found blow job porn bores me.

I will now try find you all an example of the kind of positions i favour in porn.

barden 11-16-2010 07:17 PM

i also do not enjoy porn featuring more than one dick.

Eulogy 11-16-2010 07:18 PM

you think about this waaayyyy too much.

i don't care about narrative setups or anything like that. the only thing that matters to me is that the dudes are attractive and they're not doing anything weird/creepy (like say, fisting or peeing on each other or something).

barden 11-16-2010 07:18 PM

and i have trouble relating to lesbian porn.
i used to enjoy masturbation porn a lot and still enjoy porn that features a lot of use of the fingers. Which usually means lesbian porn. but it seems to lack something for me if it's not hetro.
I like the amateur thing a lot too, way over any professional setup.

Mooney 11-16-2010 07:19 PM

i also do not enjoy porn featuring no dick.

barden 11-16-2010 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy (Post 3670736)
you think about this waaayyyy too much.

i don't care about narrative setups or anything like that. the only thing that matters to me is that the dudes are attractive and they're not doing anything weird/creepy (like say, fisting or peeing on each other or something).

i dont know, i'm just very specific with what I enjoy I suppose, and if I have the option (the internet) and I'm going to bother masturbating, I may as well get the most out of the experience. I mean it's not like i'm banging one out every day so I can be fussy if I want when I do.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:44 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

Smashing Pumpkins, Alternative Music
& General Discussion Message Board and Forums
www.netphoria.org - Copyright © 1998-2020