I am sick of listening to this fucking swiss man having sex
 

and if it was just listening to it I wouldn't mind so much, but when he's a guest in my goddamn house and he's taking 2-hour baths with his fuckbuddy in the evening when most people are showering as part of their evening routine and he's not properly disposing of the empties, or going to the bother of kicking his jellyfish down the drain, or even taking the dishes from the foreplay chocolate out of the BATHROOM SINK, I just cannot even begin to fucking fathom how i'm going to deal with another 3 weeks of this shit.

:dammit::dammit:

Tomorrow morning at 0930, when everybody but he and I has gotten up and gone to work, this dude is going to be waking up to the single loudest Pig Destroyer drum-along marathon in all of history.

why do you put yourself into situations like this

Cause deep down being irate helps me feel good about myself because i've built up such a reputation as a grumpy dude that I think really i'm scared of being content cause then i'll lose my identity.

What do you mean by "jellyfish" and "empties" when you use them, Sonic Johnny?

well "empties" refers to used condoms, and the colloquialism "to kick (ones) jellyfish down the drain" refers to getting rid of your jizz after you've blown a load in the shower.

it's charming, i know

Why do you even have such a prick staying over?
And why are you ranting on Netphoria, not confronting him about it?

I thought as much on empties. Although fullies is probably more appropriate.

And as for the jellyfish, that's unbelievably disgusting. Maaaaan. :cry:

@duo: Yeah, sorry to traumatise you but Australia can harbor some pretty foul slang. I heard one of my brother's friends the other day refer to a girl as a "moistie"

@mo: Cause rent is a prick and having a homestay student brings in money. Our grocery bill has doubled since he got here though.

Hilarious! I wish I could see the Pig Destroyer marathon. And I wish I could go back in time and do that to every roomie I ever hated....there have been a few.

lol redundant thread title wording