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if you were an animal, what animal would you be

A Deer mouse.

My shit would murder humans.

i've been told i look like a bird

squirrel...I have always felt like I may have been a squirrel in a past life.

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Originally Posted by Toby (Post 3600921)

squirrel...I have always felt like I may have been a squirrel in a past life.

Always looking out for your nuts, eh?

I'd like to be one of those animals that sleeps 80% of the time. Yeah, that.

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Originally Posted by 28if (Post 3600216)

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/s...03_468x440.jpg

"hurrrrr"

A COCKaroach, they are indestructible .

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Originally Posted by Dogfighter28 (Post 3600215)

i've been told i look like a bird

did someone from the uk tell you this

Hold on there.

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia

The squid's method of reproduction has not been observed, although some data on their reproduction can be inferred from anatomy. Since males lack an organ called a hectocotylus (a tentacle used in other cephalopods to transfer a spermatophore to the female), they probably use a penis instead, which would be used to directly implant sperm into females.

You'd still have a penis. I really don't see the fun in that.

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Originally Posted by Mablak (Post 3601086)

You'd still have a penis. I really don't see the fun in that.

but it would be THE BIGGEST PENIS IN THE OCEAN

I'd be one of those fish that swims up people's urine streams and embeds itself in their urethras. Because where's the fun if you can't make someone's life a living hell? No fun, that's what.

Most likely a giraffe but I hope for amoeba

an amoeba isn't even an animal