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i am half dressed--procrastinating picking my buddy up

Watching Ovechkin vs Crosby on NBCrap.

Watching Kottan ermittelt, fighting against a really nasty cold.

tail end of a sinus allergy attack + impending pink eye (i have some old, yet unexpired medication) = laying in my warm blankets with my laptop while B. watches crappy USA t.v. and is making me breakfast

at the local library listening to music

reading hipinon

Watching Puppy Bowl VI

channel surfing, web surfing, waiting for my friend to come over and we will watch a movie.

just scratched my head. surfing the net and drinking tea and bottled water

Watching Super Bowl, just finished eating dinner and am dreading work tomorrow. Mainly because getting there is going to be a bitch.

superbowl, toasting a pita, about a drink another alpha king.

watching the super bowl, getting fucked in the ass, wings are almost done

Soon to be watching a horror movie with a friend and drinking some bloody marys.

B and her mom are discussing/ snipping about baby shower shit.

they are barging in on my super bowl experience!:mad:

Wishing I could fast forward to next weekend/passively watching the Super Bowl/wishing I could contribute to the grub thread :(

Watched puppy bowl, having some sort feverish feeling :/ Eating tuscan three cheese chips and salsa.

watched about 5 minutes of that puppy bowl thing. it was weird and pointless.

watching puppy bowl, about to go jerk off and maybe shave

right now i am wondering where whatcolor is for the happy bday thread ;)

at work, thinking about the low quality of posts like this one.

yawn.

so this might be fun, it's not quite right now, but it'll do:
the other evening I was hosting a band here from the UK at a local venue. After the gig we're all getting on our way to fairly drunk and it's a lot of fun. My girlfriend comes up to me in a state and tells me she was sitting on a bench when a guy with his pants and underwear off walked up to her and flapped his willy in her face, and then walked off laughing.
I was a bit drunk by then too, and I wasn't having any of that, I found out his name and such, and I walked into the room where it happened, and as I walk in there is this loud mouth wearing a vest with tattoos and shit making all these stupid guestures, and I hope its him.
I'm just sitting there opposite this guy and his friends watching them, and then someone comes and tells me that they think thats him.
So I'm all keen, and I walk up to him (he's sitting down by now) and ask him if he's kept his pants on that night. He's all vauge, but agressive, answering, 'Maybe, what the fuck is it to you?' and then I ask if he stuck his dick in my girlfriends face and he's all, 'Maybe, who is your girlfriend?' and laughing and shit. And then I ask what his name is, and it's the same name, so I say it was obviously him and is he going to apologise.
He stands up and says no, and asks if I have a fucking problem with that. He's not teeny tiny or anything, and I'm pretty pissed, so I figure it's that moment when it's walk away or throw a punch, so I bust his face open (his eyebrow exploded all over his friends shirt) and he falls back onto his bench and I hold his arm above him and smack him like 5 times more in the face and I get pulled off.
And he's shouting and shit and gets taken outside. I go and argue briefly and get asked to go back inside by the owner. He takes him to the back to administer first aid.
Afterwards when he walked out I saw him and he apologised and we shook hands. I asked him to apologise to my girlfriend and he said sure and it took balls, cause he walked into a whole crowd of my friends not knowing what was going to happen, and I can respect that. He got on his knees and said sorry to her! Haha. We bought him a shooter and the next day he sent me this facebook message and added me as a friend:
hey dude

i would like to extend my apolagy

i did not flash ur chick. she just hap[pen to be there when i was naked, haha

sorry for being a cocky poes
thank u u for putting me in my place, i have needed a beating

hahaha

see u around brother




Now we're friends, apparently. And that was that!

in his profile picture he is playing with his dog, and you can see the plaster on his eyebrow where i bashed him. haha.

---------------- my eye brow has a vagina
Comments:
\\\\\\ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
\\\\\\\ best night ever
\\\\\\\\ <3
\\\\\\\\ Sigh, --------. :/ Feel better, bud.
\\\\\\\ Did you get punched?
\\\\\\ --------u may aswell tell them why aswell...such a LOL!
\\\\\\\ His pick-up line failed. Big time.
\\\\\\\\\ Tell them why --------,tell them what happened :)
------- hahahahahahah. it was epic dude. i had fun... lol
\\\\\\ Haha typical my bru! Jst watchout u dnt grow a dick on ur otha eyebrow!
\\\\\\ you put your cock in some chicks face!!! trashy, but suppose it could work.
\\\\\\ dude i woke up this morning and your blood was all over my shirt! i'll never wash that shirt :P


such a LOL!

The Sex Pistols were so much better before Sid got involved. He did bring fashion though - their hair cuts are pretty awful there. Very tres '70s.

I'm sitting on my couch with a cup of coffee, doing my internet rounds and waiting for my girlfriend (?) to wake up.