Aw, but the best is yet to come..

you guys can come to my house
bring food
bring booze
eat
drink
then fuck off

party on!

Can I crash on your couch?

my youth group is going to order some pizza (we're getting five pies!) and we rented scary movie 4. Then we're going out to the lake for crazy firework action.

dress: stupid

Dinner party followed by a beer exchange and dropping Asian grapefruit into fire pits.

no. you can fuck off like the rest of them

guys theres going to be a HOT BABES DANCE JAM
this is the party you do not want to miss

That's what I keep telling my ovaries. Persistent little fuckers.

lasagna and new releases

pizza and bootlegs

now with ginuwine mechanical bull ride we are going to KICK SOME SERIOUS PARTY ASS

i'll be posting my way to 18,000 bitches!!!!!!

okay that's not true

Dueling piano show... should be fun.

tha terroriss ruin my trips to hawaee so i pickin up some md 40/40 sitting ny out in the office getting head from peloosi

really

this is what you're going to troll with

if i were admin, this troll would be banned already

this is almost word for word what i thought right when i saw that god awful gimmick

Going up to monument hill for champagne and barbecue for my little brother's birthday, then off to work for like 3 hours, then riding around on bikes to several different parties on bikes with a whole big crew and my good friends Jose Cuervo and Charlie the white pony.


GOOD YEAR

wrong board

dang, when did beautiful loser get knocked up!?

the white pony dont ride to freo man wtf u talking about johnny?

Champagne Cocktail

Sugar cube
Angostura bitters
Champagne/sparkling wine
Lemon peel


Place the sugar cube on a small saucer and douse with two or three dashes of bitters. Place the sugar in the bottom of a champagne flute, and fill with sparkling wine (careful—the sugar will make the wine foam, so go slow). Twist a piece of lemon peel over the drink and use as garnish.

about 9 months ago

:banging:

Drinking forties, fucking bitches, and shooting my fucking gun off.

I am going to a kick ass house party with my best friends, at which I shall know about half of the people going in which is the best ratio

I'm still so fucking hungover from last night (which, at least, makes working all by myself more bearable), and I'm already leaving for tonight's party. Bring it on, bitches.

Nothing. I never celebrate the New Year.

On second thoughts, I might put Song for a Song on at midnight.