weekly photo update

every time hnibos posts, i pronounce it "hib-know-bows" in my head.

Yeah, me too. What's the correct pronunciation? H. Nibos?

h n i boss

M o

well that's ridiculous and i refuse to correct myself.

nee-bose ftw.

honeybuns.

Hhhhh-nye-bose

"What is it these hills are telling me?"

"Our son, you must trigger your camera's timer, run back to the corner and gaze seriously into the distance. Only then will we give up our secrets."

"Thy will... be done."

... what folder?

I don't care about godpartents or anything, I just want to play with the kid. then at the end of the day I can give it back, and you get to have the rest of the fun.

haha, i remember when i used to feel that way towards my nephew and nieces. :\

I will only be borrowing children for now. none of my own for at least 5 years.

i should just register her a username now, save her the trouble later on.

*nods*

me at the niagara river gorge yesterday

That's a deceptive picture!

i suppose it is! i hadn't noticed.

needs a machete

why would anyone live in buffalo

maybe they want to see the Buffalo buffalo buffaloing Buffalo buffalo buffaloing Buffalo buffalo.

fuck that's deep

Today I was watching some tv. A local soap oprah was on, and a traditional wedding was going down. My maid / domestic worker / house keeper walked past and noticed the TV, which she normally ignores. She started saying she had one of those ‘jumpers’ and I was confused. She said they were very powerful, and very rare. Eventually I worked out what she meant, and she was talking about a leopard hide. Not for any specific use, but the power involved in using leopard hides. She said they cost around R6000 in Cape Town, and they ones here are useless cause they’re like mats. She said I must ask my sister to make some enquiries in Johannesburg and see if she can get me a cheaper one. She said it must be fresh and still smell of blood. She said she’d take me to a Sangoma and they would help me. She said this would be good for all my problems. I need to save some $$$’s.

local soap oprah huh

ps lol barden has a maid

that's what i call being down with africa

with a 40% unemployment rate, most people with reliable income employ others with no alternative income options. Our maid is called Traphina and she comes in every Monday and Wednesday for 4 hours.

She washes my clothes so thats pretty sweet.

yeah nice ditch

oh shit, really?! i'd been saying like "emo". I just assumed it was some kind of european thing :P

Yeah I can't tell if you're standing by a tiny river or are 800 feet tall.

Considering those pics of your cock, I'm going with the latter.

godDAMN that is disgusting.

jesus fuck dude i think i just threw up in my mouth a little

that's awesome.

did anyone put elmer's glue on their hands, let it dry, then peel it off? i did it all the time in like 3rd grade.

I hated when people did that. Like if you accidentally spill a little on your fingertip, sure, go for it. But kids would like COVER the palm of their hand with glue and like... that shit looks nasty, son. Put that glue hand away.

Dude, barden, is your maid hot?