^ This guy's a rasta so he gotta ask.

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My body is cut and broken
It's shattered and sore
My body is cut wide open
I can't stand anymore
It tortures me to move my hands
To try to move at all
And pulled
My skin so tight screams
And screams and screams
And screams some more

Hanging like this
Like a vampire bat
Hanging like this hanging on your back
Oh it's torture
And I'm almost there
It's torture
But I'm almost there

Are you getting ready to hang yourself or is that the strap for your handbag

It's the strap for your mother's strapon, we had fun last night.

not as much fun as I had with your dad.

lol i dont give two fucks about my dad

daddy issues?

You're such a hardass lil dude

My dad could die tomorrow and I wouldn't even care, and I mean that too.

shit got heavy

lol!

Yeah for some reason that vid just reminded of myself. lol.

Pretzel Logic sure gave your dad two fucks.

And he was such a gentleman. He even thanked me. Seems like a great guy to me. I don't know what rottenugly's issue is.

Your mother thanked me last night when I impregnated her in the ass.

I fucked your mother but of course I fucked you for fun.

You are starting to show your age, young man.

I'm just messing with you, friend.

looking at this page, it's hard for me to properly recall the time when I thought pasta of muppet was one of the most annoying people here

We all like to have fun.

- The Party King

Just finished this for a birthday gift : )

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Sounds pretty shitty. Trip is really low key- beers on the beach during the day. Maybe a cocktail or glass of wine in the evening. IOP is pretty tame right now with no douchebaggery- working out well.

Thanks ****. We went downtown yesterday and there was a greekfest going on. Some dudes with ridiculously long beards and old timey suits approached me and handed me a card for a gentleman's beard society that exists in Charleston. Also, an invite to a beard competition. Such are the perks of living life as a bearded-American.

Smoking a cigar though the beach was so deserted that dusk that I could have broken out a hookah if I had wanted to.

a website i shoot for wanted me to submit a pic of me on a white background. i felt absolutely ridiculous trying to take a picture of myself, and look even more so. this is the best i could come up with, but i'm not submitting it because i look pissed off and need a fucking haircut. i didn't smile because nobody else really did in theirs, but still.. :erm:

http://i.imgur.com/OW1AP.jpg

looks like the mooney i <3

lookin good although it's obvious you're a heavy drinker.

might i suggest a daily moisturizer under those eyelids.

Is it really that easy to get rid of the bags under your eyes?

apparently so. i know 45 year olds who swear by it and look barely older than me.

isn't that because you've been a huge stoner all your life