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ATS 05-12-2009 10:27 AM

dogs are unclean
 
the more i have moved away from an ethnocentric world view, the more i have come to agree with the arab world on the subject of dogs

today i walked our dog and seeing a squirrel about 50 ft ahead without any tree access for about 100 ft, i decided to have mercy on this piece of filth which has so few joys in its life and turn it loose. it didnt catch the squirrel because it's a worthless, inferior specimen, and then it jogged along after the squirrel had been treed refusing to come back when it was called and took a shit on its own leash



if owning dogs was not a social norm and someone came up with the idea, he woudlnt get any respect. dogs are filthy and disgusting. theyre vectors for disease and they are unclean

Hypocaust 05-12-2009 10:29 AM

nah, iz u.

ATS 05-12-2009 10:34 AM

you dont like rihanna's body and you do like dogshit, gop fuck yuosrfl

Hypocaust 05-12-2009 10:36 AM

Just did.

Mayfuck 05-12-2009 12:20 PM

Dogs got it just right. They domesticated themselves. Man never asked wolf to be its friend. But look how its worked out. what other species gets a free ticket in life?

The Jesus 05-12-2009 12:22 PM

Women.

Ol' Couch Ass 05-12-2009 12:54 PM

You're out of your fucking mind. Dogs are awesome and I bet my dog is cleaner than you.

Ol' Couch Ass 05-12-2009 01:18 PM

"oh man my dog is so stupid it won't do anything I say even though I repeatedly yell his name loudly and spent like 20 minutes working on training man dogs are fucking dumb and probably dirty as shit too since I never give him a bath lol"

ATS 05-12-2009 01:33 PM

i dont think anything would be unclean and filthy and disgusting if you washed it constantly

Trotskilicious 05-12-2009 01:33 PM

i thought alex was on the permanent ban list, admins can we take care of this plz

ATS 05-12-2009 01:37 PM

have you ever smelled dog excrement? it's the worst smell on earth. much worse than human feces

dog owners either A) parade their dog around letting it leave this filth everywhere, which is an assault on public health standards and good taste, B) let it go on their own property, which is disgusting, or C) walk around with a bag and pick it up themselves, which is truly pathetic. imagine if someone asked you to go pick up another human being shit with a plastic bag every day... dog shit is worse

Trotskilicious 05-12-2009 01:42 PM

actually shit smells bad because of what you're putting into it at the other end. my dog's poops don't smell very bad unless he's eaten something he's not supposed to eat. Otherwise his shit is pretty odorless.

Your family must not take very good care of the dog.

Trotskilicious 05-12-2009 01:43 PM

p.s. everything poops

ATS 05-12-2009 01:43 PM

we feed it dog food

Sarcastic Smile 05-12-2009 01:43 PM

there are human's that clean up human shit.. in hospitals every day.. just because you have never gotten you're pretty hands dirty or had to clean up after someone dying of cancer.. you're so gross alex fuck off really.. humans shit in their clothes before they are socialized to do otherwise..

ATS 05-12-2009 01:44 PM

where does your dog shit? do you pick it up in a bag and do something with it or do you leave it all over the place because it smells so good

Trotskilicious 05-12-2009 01:45 PM

you're the worst kind of person.

ATS 05-12-2009 01:46 PM

it's easy for you guys to pick on me because im a privileged white male and i have no right to pick on poor dogs but 2/3 of the world feel this way, people who dont have the luxury of distancing themselves from the filth produced by the animals that live around them

Trotskilicious 05-12-2009 02:06 PM

No it's because you're so weird and creepy you can't even open yourself up just a little bit in order to love an animal.

Sarcastic Smile 05-12-2009 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATS (Post 3485838)
where does your dog shit? do you pick it up in a bag and do something with it or do you leave it all over the place because it smells so good

i don't have a dog

Ol' Couch Ass 05-12-2009 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ATS (Post 3485831)

dog owners either A) parade their dog around letting it leave this filth everywhere, which is an assault on public health standards and good taste, B) let it go on their own property, which is disgusting, or C) walk around with a bag and pick it up themselves, which is truly pathetic. imagine if someone asked you to go pick up another human being shit with a plastic bag every day... dog shit is worse

D) Train the dog to crap in a wooded area far from the sensitive noses of others.

Shallowed 05-12-2009 08:58 PM

E) Don't train their dog to crap in a wooded area, instead allowing them to roam free and crap in the middle of their neighbours' lawns.

ohnoitsbonnie 05-12-2009 09:12 PM

Hey make a thread about rats

Mayfuck 05-12-2009 09:51 PM

you people are fucking stupid. way to ruin a great OP

Trotskilicious 05-12-2009 09:58 PM

alex is mayfuck's hero

Mayfuck 05-12-2009 10:33 PM

more like the other way around

Trotskilicious 05-12-2009 10:35 PM

he's your lesser

ATS 05-12-2009 10:43 PM


YSEM 05-13-2009 03:12 PM

i love alex.


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