WHATS YOUR TWITTER?
 

probably been made a million times, but oh wellz. i aint gon' search for shit

cremefraiche

rhinowing

twitter is for celebrities and regular folk shouldn't tweet

dietcoke4ever

this

IamMattR

WHAT IS TWITTER

well.. when i become the famous owner of an erotic petit four bakery you can add me on twitter, mike.

if money had a dick, george michael would be a flaming faggot.

onibonnie

futureboi

omg I would so shop there

/me is stunned people use this

jon stewart: "i don't twitter. i am not a twat"

I don't use it

pfft if it had cake recipes you would be straddling your computer cowgirl style screaming yee haw

i saw a whole bunch of vanilla beans at costco but i have nothing to do with them.

what is a floating island?

sounds tasty. i was watching the f word today (gordon ramsay) and i found out what a baked alaska was. it sounded good, but i'm not a dessert, sweets person.

i always feel like an asshole when i eat out because at the end of the meal i'm the only one not ordering dessert or coffee.

i get another beer.

i should be twittering all of this. i'm a netphorian celebrity.

they made them table side. made the whole baked alaska and then poured the flaming (brandy?) over it

this is like old school when we used to talk on aim. that kid of yours should be mine. now i've been reduced to maybe meeting nimrod in vegas and banging hookers.

where did it all go wrong. i could've been an honest man.

http://rlv.zcache.com/stop_staring_a...473ymv_400.jpg

and it begins.

******** graphs, hkity?

good one, guys

calum_s_gunn

but you knew that, right? i wanted it to sound businesslike

brendo_91 on twitter.

hi everyone. contrary to any reports you have heard i'm not actually dead (unfortunately?).

i had something to say or ask about twitter but by the time i searched for and filtered the results and chose this thread i completely forgot what it was #sorryboutit

@Nike

Noyen and I had a good chat on Twitter this morning.

@seeing_voices

@lasthurrrah25