my hot roommate brought her hot stoner friend over
 

and i just now realized i probably stared at her tits like 40 percent of the conversation.

There was this girl at work today, and either she was a really hot young girl, or a really tall hot midget.

Either way, I wanted to fuck it.

that's a great story 28if.

did you all get high together?

they were actually rushing out the door but it was one of those conversations that doesn't really have an apparent conclusion and kind of goes on. both of them were in the middle of a long night of partying.

for some reason i didn't offer up because i'm a stingy bastard.

Pics of hot stoner frand?

i may as well have looked at her boobs 100 percent of the time.

describe them

i'd say they were a b. i'm not really good with that though but think of a conservative handful. and i have small hands.

wearing a black camisole with an unbuttoned sweater.

:banging:

Pics or you might as well delete this thread.

pics

Tits or GTFO.

you heard the woman, bz0r

I was sitting on a stool, and she kept standing right in front of me, with her fantastic boobs in a low cut top RIGHT in front of my eyes, it was hard not to stare. No matter where I'd sit she'd come and stick her boobs in my face. Her enormous mother kept glaring at me too, it wasn't cool.

I think she was in her early twenties, just REALLY short. She was very assertive.

you know what they say about a dude with small hands

he wears small gloves

and i thought it was pathetic when people over the age of 18 bragged about making out. you didn't get any from her and you never will. all you did was stare at her tits and her conversations the rest of the night probably went something like this: "omg, this creepy roommate of my friend stared at my tits the entire conversation. i'll bet he doesn't even know my cup size!"

and plays basketball poorly

maybe they heard about your cock's girth on Netphoria and that you cannot fuck your girlfriend.
But you know, you are dedicated, sexless relationship when she doesn't care is so awesome, and we all can go fuck ourselves doubting your pure love, right?

I hope you have brought her some kickass flowers today, knelt on your knee, and you were staring into each other's eyes, your love being so romantic and innocent.
Maybe she will kiss you tonight before going to sleep?

You should have packed a bowl and plundered her hole ******.

I'm glad you moved out of that crazy woman's screened patio.