So I missed the bus to Stonehenge and Bath this morning
 

:dammit::dammit::dammit::dammit::dammit::dammit:

I set my alarm before I went out last night, thinking that was the responsible course of action. But then my phone got knocked out of my hands and came apart. So I put it back together, but the alarm was no longer set, something I failed to consider. So then my friend sends me a text that wakes me up 15 minutes after the bus had left. fucking thanks for that. fuck.

I am so. fucking. pissed off.

oh chill out it's not like that's the only bus to Stown'enge*


*this is the proper pronunciation as i learned from Spinal Tap

i know but it was much cheaper than any other way, a bunch of my friends were going, and i am still going to be charged for this bus ride that i never took.

i know it's not the end of the world but for some reason i am incredibly fucking pissed off.

if you start one more sentence with 'so', i'm going to chop your cock off.

so FUCK YOU, GUY

Stonehenge is shit, as you are soon to discover.

well that's what i've heard, but i've also heard that Bath is amazing.

:-/

Bath is pretty nice yep :)

Have a good time, and post pictures!

dude what the hell are you talking about. i'm not going today

bummer dude.

Ah I misread your last message - for some reason I thought you were going with friends.

What are you doing today instead?

i might try to get some work done. or just sleep.

blah.

Stonehenge is tiny, full of Germans, and boring.

Bath is pretty to look at and walk through (check out Schwarz Bros. Burgers), but a fucking sleeping pill as well. All in all I'd say you didn't miss a lot.

Visit Land's End and Penzance, Cornwall. Worth it.

pretty amateur move missing your bus.

and now look what you're doing. posting pictures of nudie boys and dicks on the internet. you've let yourself down, young man.

Some of the best advice given on this board!

NO SHIT, ASSHOLE

such language

:mad:

nah nah i mean there's nothing wrong with some internet dick picture action if that's what you're into

but really if you did just miss the bus and a weekend away cause you broke your phone when you were out on the piss the night previous... and this is what you were doing instead you'd have to ask yourself, wouldn't you?

but also eulogy. it's all good dude. you'll get there one day!!

i just imagined my mum saying that was all, i think of you like my mum mercurial

ive got exciting weekend planned of redesigning and coding my personal site. i got as far as redesigning most of it on paper and now i'm just stalling.

http://www.genetologisch-onderzoek.n...d/carhenge.jpg

Carhenge is more impressive anyway

wow. i never knew you felt this way. it's really strange cause sometimes when i read your posts, it reminds me of my dad.

the other thing is that i wasn't even drunk last night. well maybe a little. but i was completely competent and making sure to take it easy so that i would be rested for today.

and then i just forgot to reset my alarm. it sucks. :(

lets have an affair and not tell ourselves about it

I think I read somewhere today that Stonehenge was crushed by a dwarf at some point last night so you're not missing much there.

if you were really responsible this wouldn't have happened.

ugh bardy don't even start with that

you dont want to watch him get irrationally defensive?