fuck you im drunk
 

i bought my bf karaoke dvd player for christmas and we just got done singing a 90s disc,. it was awesome. my joan osborne was incredible

Fuck me, you're drunk

no way you're ugly

I ate a big red candle.

holy shit bardy is drunk stop the presses this doesn't happen every other day you know

oh, wait...

fuck you I work now this only happens every other weekend

wooooooooooooooooooooo everyone else is asleep guess its time for me to pass out, lameos

every other monday except on wednesdays

you already opened christmas presents?

yeah we gotta go to utah for xmas--and he was drinking with his buddy so I thought it was a good oppourtunit to open up a karaoke machine

didn't you do thxgiving with his family? what if you want to spend a holiday with your family?

haha

bardy, you are in a downward spiral

im drunk too .



bu t thats cause i got fired today.

fuck that place.

that stink. :/

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you will turn to porn and die a coke addict.

why?

getting fired sux...i hate looking at job listings and seeing my old job there :(

they said i had a 'bad attitude on tuesday'. and i was disrespectful to one of my bosses.

yah, disrespectful to the boss that refers to the female staff as "slutbags" and puts his hand in my face when i ask a question.

then i told the bosses that fired me that they were heartless and made of stone. i also had a panic attack.

then i got wasted after the initial shock was over.

Where am i going to find another job where i make $200+ a night?
(without contracting VD)?
this time of year?

they are pretty much looking for any reason to fire people since they are now overstaffed by at least 10 people in this super slow season.
but fuckkkkkkkkkkk

Hey slutbag, what kinda of work did you do?

service.

was a server at high end restaurant in river north.

im planning on taking my Sommelier tests in march, continue with that and eventually open a wine bar in the next 4 years.

When you decide to go into this business instead of grad school, youre not guaranteed an easy ride.

man i wish i didnt get so drunk last night. i feel like shit today

PM me for details

Yeah you can babysit his girl

That sucks restaurants are always stressful to work at, especially snobby places. Right now I bartend at an Irish pub and the owner is bipolar.. he isn't as bad to me as he is to the other staff but he is incredibly mean.. If you over poor a drink he'll yell in his Irish accent in front of all the customers "Hey GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ARSE ! THIS ISN"T A NON-PROFIT ORGANIZATION" .. lol

When I broke up with my boyfriend he asked me if I got tired of him sleeping with everyone from here to the coast of Maine..(his family is from there and he goes back and forth a lot) .. all this shit looks funny when I type it but it's not while it's happening .. He says shit in front of customers a lot which they always complain to us about and he always makes all the employees miserable and nervous.. I want to leave but I like it there otherwise and when he isn't being a cunt he is pretty cool..and the money is very good..

Why don't you bartend? people are always getting shitty no matter how bad the economy is.. I have always made good money doing it.. I have worked at high-end places, fenway, clubs.. and now this little pub.. and I still make great money even though it's probably in the dive family

my mom and step dad were out here last week, actually. the plane tickets are ridiculous to get back to VA during a holiday =/

god that guy sounds like such a dick.

Yah, im looking for bartending stuff now. itd actually be a pretty good time to bartend at a sports bar, with all the basketball and football going on right now, tho thats the last type of place id like to work.

but money is money, right?

Whoops.

The only career that's even vaguely worth it in the food service industry is cooking, and you have to bust your ass doing it.

that's what I used to tell myself