fuck you, period!
 

i'm crampy and bloated and i want some fucking chips but i slipped in my diet and gained back 3 of my 13 lbs i'd lost so i can't!

i guess good thing i'm not pregz, right? my little sister is! :erm:

I think you'll make a great fat person :)

^ mean :(

"sorry wendy, i don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die"

i feel like dying :(

Mine is coming but generally I just get really emotional for the two days before and my boobs get tender. Besides randomly crying at stupid shit it's not so bad.

what kind of stupid shit?

my boobs get sore like a week beforehand

Um, not too long ago I was watching some movie and there was a cat in it who looked like my cat Maximus who died suddenly in December and I cried for a good ten minutes. Another time I was also digging around in my bag looking for money and found a notecard which had a tracklist to a mixed CD I had made and when I turned it over it had a note from who I made it for and I cried because I hadn't seen him a long time. Like I said, stupid shit. I'm not big on emotions in general so it's weird.

man, i'm glad all i have to worry about are boners in public.

just popped ibuprofen. not working yet :mad:

I think I'd rather have cramps than the random crying thing. That way, my numerous female coworkers can empathize with me instead of wondering if I have some kind of personal issues.

i only get them on day 2 aka heavy day :-/

i dont worry about that

i don't think it's unhealthy to want to kill your girlfriend when she pulls this stuff

:/

It doesn't always happen but in those two days pretty much anything can, in the wrong moment, make me ball. Usually I mentally stop myself from getting upset but sometimes I can't. Fucking ovaries.

See, this is why I want to be a boy

how did you lose 13 lbs?

I hate being emotional when I'm on my p.

How old is your sister, shaunna?

portion control & calorie counting.

my sister's 25 and its with her fiance of like 3 years so its nbd.

it's pretty awesome.

Not for you if I were. I'd be fighting for eulogy's heart.

you do realize that dieting will not make you lose weight, don't you?

Im not trying to be snarky but its just fucking hillarious how people are so missinformed about diet

if you diet you will only put the weight back on again unless you carry on doing the diet! - people think that if you diet and diet and diet you will eventually die.. basically a diet is just when you cut foods (or change portion sizes) of your daily diet - you lose weight till a certain point and no more (which is what alot of people don't believe)

you should think of it more like a change in diet permanently rather than a diet (where you will carry on eating the same as before when you cant sustain your diet any longer because its stupid)

so for your sake, and the sake of human kind, would you be so kind as to just cut bad carbs out of your diet permanently? perhaps cut sugar too? oh! You could also eat brown rice, bread and pasta too

thanks!

uhh i guess it is a new diet. i slipped a few days when i visited family. :-/

oh yeah i already eat brown rice & pasta. i use wraps instead of bread now too.

I want to be in a band called The Tender Boobs.

stop saying diet you stupid pooface!

whenever there's a thread about periods i feel really bad for the female gender

get the birth control where you only get it once every three months. it is the greatest invention ever.

why don't you choke on some white bread.

Actually the crying I can deal with a lot better than the insane anger over absolutely nothing, and the screaming and throwing of objects.

My bad.

for your sake and the sake of human kind, could you shove a rusty chef's knife up your rectum and twist it until you bleed to death?

thanks!

I've got PMS of doom right now. Lock up the sweets.

lol its just embarrassing that people think they'll keep weight off with dieting...

i'll see you and raise you a Boob Tenderizer

it's true cause i ate half a dark chocolate candy bar last night and i was so fucking happy

My wife is on the period. A week of fun and arguments ahead. Still, the make up sex will be worth it.

i had pms so bad once i threw my phone and busted it. i never argued with anyone i just took it out on appliances. but dark chocolate solved all that.