you paid for another person? i think you're lying. i think you're breaking commandments left and right. and the word of wisdom. i'm calling the police right now. you're in hayward, right? jonathan monte?

so im curious, how much will it end up costing to make this video? airplane tickets greenscreens and all?

how much do friends cost?

OH FUCK, ITS GOING TO BE LIKE NICK FURY AT THE END OF IRON MAN!!!

i wonder if this thread should be on digg

maybe atleast somethingawful

preivew

the greenscreen wasn't meant for this project. I am not even sure that it will be used.
the story has REALLY changed since i announced that I was making one.

As for the cost, I don't keep track of it so you can make up whatever number you would like

$2,400
$324,183.24
$800 million!

So today, I

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oh man, if a cat sitting like he's in deep thought on the edge of a table can make front page on digg i bet monte and his video could rule that site in hours

preivew

I chuckled. Thank you.

$2,400....

doesn't take much to make you laugh i guess

while we are making this thread about nothing

i think it's actually about your life being a joke

Why, so we can feed your pretentiousness more by exclaiming how nice your four flatscreen monitors are?

Seriously, i feel sorry for you.

A true Mormon humbles himself before the world and does not live the high life of four flatscreen monitors.

Joseph Smith would be disappointed.

Fewer action scenes would be nice, maybe if monte just threw in a few scenes that were completely boring it would create a better balance

i wish i could explain more but i can't without giving too much away.

some people will like the video.

the people on my ignore list will just say its bad.

not sure what else to say- we'll just see where this thread goes

I think if there was a change in cast, music, direction, production, and the who gives a fuck factor, it might make for a good video.

It would have been better if both actors were in bikinis.

it would be better if it were at disneyland

who's the new mystery guest actor? i hope its whatcolor

the lighting needs a lot of work.

it's gonna be that stupid gorilla suit

monte is the fellini of the digital age

This reminds me that I am flying Starla and Ella out to NJ to star in my new video

You'd think someone who spent quite a bit of money and an enormous amount of time on a video portraying an unpopular song by an unpopular band would be able to a) hold a camera steady (you know, without the Blair Witch Project shakes) and b) zoom properly (you know, unlike a 13-year-old girl using her cell phone's camera).

Oh, and it needs better lightning.

yeah, some of those big crackly bolts would be cool

Or the cool lights Corgan paraded in front of during his last U.S. tour ... the ones who gave lots of people epileptic fits.

boobs would be good

I like it, monte, I really do

thanks. :)

:rockon: lol @ the gorilla in the background :rockon:

is D. reaching for a minidisc remote in the beginning? I think I've got that same one.

Don't anybody tell me, I want to be surprised!