just saw the sex and the city movie!
 

... but of course p_p saw this opening night!

everything i knew would happen happen. everythign i figured would happen happened. ended how the series really could have. it ruled.

the wedding dress segment was like pr0n for me :D

no one cares

twat-ever!

Samantha can identify with that. The dog gets friendly with every pillow, stuffed animal and ottoman and towel, and here’s the funny thing, it ravishes them male-doggy-style. I went to AskJeeves.com and typed in “How do female dogs masturbate?” and did not get a satisfactory answer, although it would seem to be: “Just like all dogs do, but not how male dogs also do.”

Yay! This is what being a woman is all about!

Yay I'm totally seeing it tonight.

ahh this is gold
 

A little later, Charlotte develops a tragic case of turista, and has a noisy accident right there in her pants. This is a key moment, because Carrie has been so depressed she has wondered if she will ever laugh again. Her friends say that will happen when something really, really funny happens. When Charlotte overflows, Carrie and the others burst into helpless laughter. Something really, really funny has finally happened! How about you? Would you think that was really, really funny?

I think I'd rather watch 24 hours of Everybody Loves Raymond before seeing this unfunny feel good chick flick tripe. I feel sorry for the vast numbers of boyfriends that will be forced to see this ungodly drivel that persisted only due to the oh so compelling premise of promoting the sexual freedom of middle aged women.

I saw Raymond at Sundance this year. I don't know if I love him, but he's pretty funny with that Kermit voice.

creepy

i personally hope a lot of car bombs go off tonight at showings of the film. lighting the streets with XXXcitement!! yeah! do it!